Organize Your Home Office Day! ...whatever.

Hello! Please feel free to ignore today's holiday if you are in any way lazy  a procrastinator smart. :) Also, if you don't have a home office. Which, as far as I know, I don't. Unless maybe it's buried under all the books and whatnot in my bedroom. Hmm...must go excavate and explore this possibility. Will do when I have a free week or so. And a headlamp. And a tent.

...in the meantime, today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I want to swallow razor blades. And that would be painful." Not if they were made of jelly! Although then they would be razor jellies. Or something.

Person 1: "Wow. Dude, you just ran into the door!"
Person 2: "I think he noticed, actually." It would actually be hilarious if he didn't, though.

"Well, violence isn't bad for your health!" I don't know what kind of violence you're talking about, but...

"Your throat's kinda like the pipes under your sink." Mm-hmmmm...care to explain that a little further, by any chance?