...in the meantime, today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
"I want to swallow razor blades. And that would be painful." Not if they were made of jelly! Although then they would be razor jellies. Or something.
Person 1: "Wow. Dude, you just ran into the door!"
Person 2: "I think he noticed, actually." It would actually be hilarious if he didn't, though.
"Well, violence isn't bad for your health!" I don't know what kind of violence you're talking about, but...
"Your throat's kinda like the pipes under your sink." Mm-hmmmm...care to explain that a little further, by any chance?