...do what you will with that; I'm not getting involved...Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Random Roulette Wheel! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"I heard there were some shoulders that needed touching...?" Well, when you put it like that...no.
Person 1 ["psychotherapist voice", stroking imaginary beard]: "And how does that make you feel?"
Person 2: "Like I want to punch you in the face."
Person 1: "That's goood. Hate is a passionate emotion. We can work with passion." ...um. Whatever you say. Although the beard-stroking is a nice touch. Very professional.
"You thought she was just gonna collapse from not moving her feet?" No, I thought she was going to shrivel up into a raisin version of a strawberry, then collapse. Completely different.
"If a high-school kid can figure out he's a spy, he's obviously not a very good one!" ...That's kind of a good point.
"She's a lovable little murderer!" ...almost a bigger oxymoron than 'Happy Monday.'
2 comments:
Some murderers are loveable! Like... uh... exterminators!
...in what way are exterminators loveable?
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