Anyway, I was out of town. And, it (for some reason) was a town without any Internet access, like, at all. So cool, right? It was like living in the 1800s, except in no way whatsoever!
Hey, guess what? I Googled NaNoWriMo, and this is what came up:
Yummmm.
So. Back to, you know, the actual Words From The Hallway. Today's quotes are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Be calm--just strangle them with your mind." While taking calming breaths and sitting in a downward frog yoga pose.
"You could tear Nick's head off if you want!" Well, I probably would have anyway, but thanks for your permission! (This was a teacher, folks.)
"It's not like I put a rabid squirrel in your backpack!" ...this time.
Person 1: "What's in there?"
Person 2: "Hair! Hair!"
Person 3: "Projects from sixth graaaaade!"
Person 1: "If we're lucky it'll be Gavin by the end of this." Funny, I was hoping the same thing.
"Ben has photographic amnesia--he forgets things as soon as he sees them. Or hears them." What about tasting them? 'How did the cake I made for you taste?' 'Wait, what?'
3 comments:
Gavin > rabid squirrels
I don't think we're thinking of the same Gavin. Because my response when I hear the name Gavin is a combination of heartbreak, flaming rage, and "AAAAH AAAAH GET IT AWAY!"
Yyyeah. Two, probably three different Gavins in this scenario.
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