Monday, November 1, 2010


(See title. NaNoWriMo (AKA National Novel Writing Month) has started!!!! Participating authors must write 1,667 words a day of their own novel every day of November, and at the end of the month, they have a fully-fledged, completely-unedited, diamond-somewhere-deep, deep-in the rough, 50,000 word novel! So, yeah. That's pretty exciting!!!!!)

But in other news, (way less exciting, I know), today's WFTH are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"[singing] Jordan fails at life. Ha!" Fala, lala, lala, lala!

Person 1: "Dear Diary: Today Ben received toweling lessons."
Person 2: "He needed them."
Person 3 (Ben): "Oh shush."
Person 1: "Still, it's a good diary entry."
Person 3: "Your face is a good diary entry." Gasp. Tell me you did not just say that.

"Back-back, you mutz!" Wait, what?

Person 1: "I got stopped by a security guard on the way here. She wanted to read my shirt."

Person 2: "What's it say?"
Person 1: "'You're just jealous 'cause I'm buff.'"
Person 3 (teacher): "And then she laughed 'cause it's a lie!" True, true.

"They're not the freak of nature that is the hero." But I wanna be a hero! Does I has to be a freak of nature too? I don't wanna!

Person 1: "You like the part of her wasting her time in the end."
Person 2: "Yeah. I thought it was hilarious." But of course.


Blake said...

Wow, some of these conversation ones are awesomely weird.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Yep. Even though the spacing got messed up on some of 'em.