Wednesday, October 20, 2010


Guess what? If you try to name water-related or water-mentioning songs, but then say Rain doesn't count as water, that severely shortens your list. I mean, come on. "It's Rainin' Men"? "Singin' in the Rain"? Although I guess the first one wouldn't really be water, but still. :)'s Words are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy your heads off! (Not really. That was sarcasm. :D)

"My bone itches!" You...have really special bones. Because most of 'em don't itch. Just sayin'.

"You're, like, totally a panda. Isn't she a panda?" Well, you could ask her. If she says 'yes,' she's either a human or a talking panda. If 'no,' then she's a human or a lying panda.

Person 1: "I was going to take it off but then I had a fit of logic and realized I was getting pizza."
Person 2: "A fit of logic. THE HORROR!"
Person 1: "It's like a convulsion." That's an interesting image. I can just see Einstein spasming, then being all 'Eureka!' ...or was that Archimedes?

"Oh, really? Because it's giving me false hope and then crushing my soul." Hm. That stinks. Except not really.

"The average American eats 126 Timmy the Turtles per year." Oh yeah? Can you prove it? I didn't think so.


Tassel said...

Brains can't hurt, either. They don't have nerves in them. I mean, they have nervous CELLS... just not the pain-feeling kind. And no, nervous cells are not timid.

Blake said...

Argh, I hate those lame fits of logic.
That "average American" stuff is a challenge. I will eat 127 Timmy the Turtles this year and no statistic can stop me!