Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Evaluate Your Life Day!

Hmm...[sonar beeping] My life has been successfully evaluated to be full of laughter, sugar, and (tomorrow) spaghetti. And you?
Hey, speaking of life evaluation...if you have a mid-life crisis at age 40, does that mean you're only planning to live till age 80? Food for thought...

So guess what? Today's post is filled with Rather Duh-Inspiring Words From The Hallway! :) Try not to roll your eyes too much! :) My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"And if you have a yellow transparency and you put a green one on top, you get blue, right?" And we need to review our colors, right? This was a teacher, folks. :) Though apparently not an art teacher. One would hope.

Person 1: "What did he look like?"
Person 2: "He had a face." Do tell.

"So it turns out, Mike has a twin. I saw them both sitting there and I thought that there were two Mikes so I was, like, 'Mike! Mike! Miiiike!' And neither of them turned around. So I finally concluded there were no Mikes." A good conclusion to make.

Person 1: "But, like, what if I don't want [the rest of my sub]?"
Person 2: [really earnestly] "Well, if you want it, you should eat it. If not, you should put it away."
Person 1: "Oh! OK!" .............wow.


Blake said...

No, no Mikes. There have never been any Mikes.
*creepy smile*

Tassel said...

No, person. Yellow transparency + green transparency = very yellow green.

Green + Orange - Purple - 3Yellow = -Yellow!