Monday, August 9, 2010

Brevity, Wit's Soul, etc.

Yola! You may have heard that "Brevity is the soul of wit." (Not sure who said that...feel free to Google it or whatever.) Basically that means that things are funnier in short doses, and someone told me I should apply that to Words From The Hallway, so...I'm going to try four or five quotes per post for a while, tell me what you think! :) If you like it, comment! If you hate it, comment! :) Besides, it's easier to read a quick post, of course! Anyway, enjoy! Today's post is all-random!

"If you were a mermaid, I'd spit on your hair."

"Seriously, what are sea monkeys? I used to take them out of their cage and throw them in the recycling."

Person 1: "Hippos are large animals. Are they fast or slow?"
Person 2: "Uh, viscious."

"And the chicken that wasn't eaten sent the bear to get the chicken because he was cheating on another chicken."

"Oh, slapping a guy with a fish is hilarious. So if I slap him, it will be hilarious."


charli said...

I think shorter is better, but that's just me...and who recycles sea monkeys...aren't they alive?? :0

Gurn Blanston said...

Robey, Good job. Very funny!

Blake said...

Sea monkeys= the bacteria God forgot
I like the shortness m'self, and I like this theme thing you're doing. Keep it up!

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Cool, thanks for the input! And thanks for the clarification re: sea monkeys, Blake....I think. :)

Tassel said...

I dunno... I guess it's good short. Easier to read, y'know. Yeah. I am coherent.