Hmm. Does carrot cake contain actual carrots, or does it just have a little decorative icing carrot on the top? ...carrot sprinkles, perchance? I must look into this! Carrot sprinkles, I feel, would be a remarkable new wave in baking! Who's with me? ...okay, no one. Got it.
Um. I dunno. It came up when I was looking for carrot cake pictures. No idea. Plus, who misspells cannibal? I mean, most other words you use on an everyday basis are usually spelled write!
Well, anyway. Today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"I get lost in my own eyes..." Mm-hmm. That's nice, Narcissus.
Person 1: "I had a weird dream last night. Holly was in it, and my dad, and it was about what was supposed to happen today."
Person 2: "Was it prophetic?"
Person 1: "Yeah, except for the part about any of it being right." So...not at all.
"[The fake cigarette] smells like babies." But of course. What else would it smell like?
"Maybe if it was a man-eating butterfly." Why are you hoping for this? In what universe is this a goal?
"Buckle your swashes, gents; this party ain't over." New catchphrase--found it!