Tuesday, May 10, 2011

National Shrimp Day!

Happy National Shrimp Day! The general consensus of the day is that one should celebrate through the consumption of these aquatic...things. However, some people decided that they should petition to SAVE THE SHRIMPS! I told them to have fun with that.

Random Picture Of The Day:

Huh. Ummmmm. Random guy with accordion. Well, that makes sense. Since it's, ya know, Shrimp Day and all. Oookay.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I don't know what a scone is! I just assumed it was a rock!" So close. And yet, so very, very, very, very far away.

Person 1: "When a tank and a horse come head to head who do you think's gonna win?"
Person 2: "The tank."
Person 1: "You'd hope the tank." Unless the horse was made of PURE POWER AND PLASMA-ENFORCED STEEL WITH SPARKLES...nah, I'm still hoping for the tank.

"Soil? Is that like a type of cake?" Yup. Here, try some! Mmmmm.

Person 1: "Did you say that door is adorable?"
Person 2: "No, she said that door is a door." Ahhhhh. It all makes sense now! ....nope, never mind. It doesn't.

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