Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tell A Story Day!

Happy Tell A Story Day and National Prime Rib Day! I highly recommend telling a story about prime rib just to cover all your bases.

Random picture of the day:
Anyway, today's quotes are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Part of a long conversation about farts that we had in U.S. History." Historical Farts and the Historical People They Correspond With...hey! You're not paying attention! There will be a scratch-and-sniff test on Friday (falling unconscious from fart fumes = optional).

"It tastes like rotting pineapple juice." And you know this because...

"Someone licked my arm!" Oh, yeah, that was me. Sorry. I needed a specimen of licked-arm to be extracted from my tongue, you know how it is.

"Sounds like mucus." I know, right? You know, they're making an electric guitar where each string creates the electronic version of mucus dripping in a different key. Awesome, right?


Corinne said...

Arm-licking is gross. Probably the grossest form of licking there is.

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Is there a scale of grossness in licking?