Tuesday, April 26, 2011

National Pretzel Day!

Happy National Pretzel Day and Richter Scale Day! These are probably related because...ummmm...maybe if you have a straight breadstick and you put it on the ground in an earthquake it bends itself into a pretzel? ...I got nothing. Clearly.

Random picture of the day:

That looks comfy.
Anyway, today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring Category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Isn't your neck color-blind?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but I'm adopted." ...what?

"I'm not old! I'm too young to be old!" Oh yeah? Well I'm too old to be young! So...ha!

"Dude--how is 1000 not a four-digit number?" Veeeery carefully.

Person 1: "You're living."
Person 2: "Not when you're dead." No, really?

4 comments:

charli said...

What if you're the living dead? You're both living and dead...discuss.

Corinne said...

Breadsticks are clearly superior to pretzels. Jus' sayin'.
Living dead aren't technically "living", persay, they're just mobile dead. They have no emotions or moral compass. It all depends on your definition of living.

Anonymous said...

very interesting, thanks

Eve S. D'ropper said...

Sure thing! Thanks for stopping by!