I might have to borrow that tie. That totally matches my eyes. Even though they're, ya know, bright red with purple spots...See? I didn't think you were paying attention but you were! Kudos to you!
In other news...Today's WFTH are in the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Do you faint at the sight of blood?" Uumm..is there any particular reason why you're asking this?
"Whoa. It's, like, an instant penguin." Just add
"I'm pretty sure it was a Braille spaz attack, actually." Well if you're sure.
"I mean if your face falls on cheese you know that there's cheese." You would think that...
"I don't think she's a famous dead guy." But are you sure?
"Two words. Flying monkeys. Thank you." Actually, that was six.