Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Pansies With Faces...

...are really, really creepy. Here, see for yourself! You're welcome. :)

Ay caramba.
Today's quotes are from the Fairly Mean category! Enjoy! :)

"Shoving someone into glass would be an incision." Actually, no, it would be shoving someone into glass.

Person 1: [high-pitched-ly] "Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!"
Person 2: "You're about to get stabbed! ababababababab! S-T-A-B-B-E-D! Stabbed!" Well, at least I was forewarned. By some kind of demented cheer.

"There will come...[dramatic pause]...your head...[dramatic pause]...on a stake!" Worst. Prophecy. Ever!

"Steve chewed my last piece of gum and I killed you think that is wrong?" Kind of. Yeah. That's a little bit wrong.


Tassel said...

Don't be ridiculous. No punishment is too strong for gum-stealers.

Blake said...

Head on a stake makes me think of Lord of the Flies. God, that was a good book.