You know you have a strange class when you hear "I will SMASH the giant squids of anger with my giant hammer of justice! YAAAY!" or "You can't swing a dead cat without getting a picture of her picking her nose." Here are some collected comments made by students and teachers, from my school to your eyeballs. Enjoy!
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Pansies With Faces...
...are really, really creepy. Here, see for yourself! You're welcome. :)
Today's quotes are from the Fairly Mean category! Enjoy! :)
"Shoving someone into glass would be an incision." Actually, no, it would be shoving someone into glass.
Person 1: [high-pitched-ly] "Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!"
Person 2: "You're about to get stabbed! ababababababab! S-T-A-B-B-E-D! Stabbed!" Well, at least I was forewarned. By some kind of demented cheer.
"There will come...[dramatic pause]...your head...[dramatic pause]...on a stake!" Worst. Prophecy. Ever!
"Steve chewed my last piece of gum and I killed him...do you think that is wrong?" Kind of. Yeah. That's a little bit wrong.