Anyway, today's Words, going along with the holiday, are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
"I have figuratively urinated on him; therefore, he is my territory." I want to see this happen literally. Not backing off until it does.
"Sydney's making out with my water bottle!" Yes, but did she urinate on it? Not as exciting as it could be, right?
"Let go of me! You're taking my brain out!" Aw, come on, I thought I told you to stop performing surprise cranioectomies at school! Less decapitation, more studying! Get your act together!