Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Cuckoo Warning Day!

Happy Cuckoo Warning Day! ...I have no idea how to interpret this. Ideas, anyone? Probably you have to, um, warn your cuckoo, the one in your clock I guess, or the nearest younger sibling, about multiple cuckoo-hazardous things...such as, um, cuckoo-eaters...? I give up.

Random picture of the day:



*singing and dancing* It's rainin' frogs! Hallelujah, it's rainin' frogs and other aquatic animals! Amen!
...I'm pretty sure this is a famous song, is it not? 

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Look! A pig!"
Person 2: "That's Mr. Saturn."
Person 1: "Whatever." But really, what's the difference?

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Person 1: "I don't want to go to math today."
Person 2: "Why? What's in math?"
Person 1: "The teacher." Insert rimshot here.

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Person 1: "I got mad skills. About lettuce. Yeah."
Person 2: "I believe you." But why would you? It is well-known that supposed lettuce-skilled personages are usually extreme liars!!

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Person 1: "Did you say I'm gonna eat hair?"
Person 2: "No, I said you're gonna eat air." Oh. Well, that makes me feel so much better about my life.

1 comment:

charli said...

Are mad lettuce skills related to salad-making skills? Just wondering...cuz it's not that hard.