Candy Corn Day!

Aha! Not only is it the day before Halloween, it is candy corn day as well!! We must all celebrate and shove as much candy corn in our faces as possible! Actually, I only like it in small bites. The candy corn pumpkins are good, too. Candy cornkins. Also it's fun to find the mutant candy corns, ya know?

Wow! Par-tay! Soooo many awesome candy corn pictures online!

 

Anyway, today's quotes are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Would you sink or float in a pool of pudding?" Ahh, the great mystery of life. Actually, I think it's referred to as a herd of pudding. ...I had a dream about pudding last night. I kid you not.

"Boohoo, she has my pants!" Boohoo.

Person 1: "I don't really want to be a nun. They don't do 'high-risk activities,' do they?"

Person 2: "We can be X-TREME NUNS!!!!" Uh-huh...that's niiice...

"Yeah. I have rug burn on my face." Well, why was your face burning a rug in the first place? There's your problem!

"It's like primer for your face." Well butter my face and chase a banana, he's darn-tootin' right!