National Cherry Cheesecake Day!

Happy National Cherry Cheesecake Day! Hope it is delightful, sweet, and red, all of which, I'm told, also pertain to cherry cheesecake.

Random picture of the day:

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"And we decided that the world would blow up when he was reaching for his diploma." How flattering.

"Nobody's perfect. If it took until a Hannah Montana song came out to realize that, there is no hope for the human race." There's hope for Hannah Montana, though.

Person 1: "What do you do when you see this [solar car that looks like a flying saucer on wheels]?"
Person 2: "Point and laugh."
Person 3: "You put a blanket over it so it stops." That would make me laugh more.

"Your shirt makes me nauseous." Huh. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.

Look Alike Day!

Happy Look Alike Day! In honor of this, I have two pictures of the day that, though they may look alike, are actually completely different. Ready?

Picture Number One:

And Picture Number Two:

See? ...okay, I was lying, they're the same picture. I'm sure you couldn't have figured this out on your own without me telling you...I guess...Also, Happy National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day!!

Celebration picture:

...um.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"I'm just tired of being awake." It'd be even worse to be tired of sleeping.

"My eyelashes are four feet longer than yours." Huh. You may want to get that looked at.

"I need to get a new laugh." Did you try Laughs-Aren't-Us yet? They've got great spring-cleaning giggle sales!

"You'd think mistletoe would fire missiles at you." That'd actually be really awesome. And it'd make the holiday season a lot more fun/treacherous.

"I hate when stupid people have a voluminous billowing cloak of stupidity and turn all intelligent people around them stupid." Don't we all.

National Jelly Bean Day!

Happy National Jelly Bean Day! Isn't that so exciting? Okay, well, I thought it was exciting. Excuse me.

Random picture of the day:

Additional picture of the day that pertains to jelly beans:

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"The Listerine stole my pen!" Well, you're never getting that back. Listerine is notorious for being the supreme sneak thief of all things that live by the sink.

"I think it would be really fun to be neurotic and psychotic." And idiotic, and insomniotic, and squirrelotic...the list goes on.

"Be more angry, Charlie. About everything. And life." Sager words were never spoken. Oh wait, yeah, pretty sure they were. Never mind.

"I swallowed my hair today." Oh yeah? Well my hair swallowed me and your hair. Ha! Top that!

Garlic Day!

Happy Garlic Day! And if you choose to celebrate, please do so far, far away from me. Thanks! ;) Oh, and I've recently found out that it is also apparently National Toothbrush Day. These holidays would appear to be mutually exclusive, but that's just me. I suppose you can brush your teeth with garlic if you so desire.

Random picture of the day:

Hmm. Appears to be a sink that has been well-trained to exude chocolate instead of the usual H2O compound...most impressive!

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

Person 1: "It was like organized chaos!"
Person 2: "It was more like just chaos." Even better.

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Person 1: "What is this?"
Person 2: "I think it's dead bodies but no one believes me." Hmm. Wonder why.

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Person 1: "You saw a voice?"
Person 2: "Uh-huh." Yes, 'twas written upon the air in bright, glowing, neon-yellow letters, and it said, "Don't forget to replace your waffle detector this month!" in a ghostly, spectral voice. 'Twas really quite creepy.

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Person 1: "Doctor, is it bad?"
Person 2: "I'm sorry to say, you have severe curls." I take it this is the hair doctor?

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Person 1: "Why do you need a punch in the back?"
Person 2: "Because it hurts." Well it does now.

National Cheeseball Day!

Happy National Cheeseball Day, everyone! Feel free to roll all pasteurized, chees-a-nized dairy products in your house into round spheres for the enjoyment of all. Or whatever a cheeseball does. No idea.

Random Picture of the Day (somewhat related for once...though loosely):

On a less cheesy note (ha! ...ok, moving on), today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"The two common meats we eat are beef and corn." ...if you say so.

"I like that, it's deep and shallow at the same time." Which averages out to average, so it's really not all that great.

"I meant it breaks my eyes so I smell it." Because that makes sense. Usually I prefer to touch things when they break my tongue but...whatevs.

Person 1: "How big were you when you were born?"
Person 2: "I was this big--wait--how big is a Taco Bell burrito?" ...Wow.