Anniversary (more or less) Contest!

Hey, all! So, guess what? Words From The Hallway has been online for approximately a year now! Aaaand, it has its own Facebook page! So...I thought that would merit a contest!

The Prizes:

You could win one of the prizes in the picture shown above: a $5 McDonald's gift card, the book An Abundance of Katherines, the book Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie, a package of Twizzlers, a package of Sour Patch Watermelons, or a package of sour gummi worms!

How to win: You can get multiple entries in the contest! Here's how...

(1) entry for following WFTH on Blogger! (Yes, it counts if you're already a follower.)
(2) entries for liking WFTH on Facebook! (Here's the link: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Words-From-The-Hallway/175312415874741?ref=ts)
(1) entry for every time you post a link to WFTH on your blog, Twitter, your Facebook wall, or someone else's Facebook wall!

Leave a comment to this post letting me know if you've accomplished any of these by Thursday, August 25th (two weeks from today). Good luck! :D

And now, on with the regular post!

Random picture of the day:

Aw, how cute. I love the smell of mutated pumpkins in the morning. Or pretty much anytime, actually.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"It's like zombie hand jive." Grease: The Zombie Apocalypse--Coming to a graveyard near you!

Person 1 (scornfully): "Rosie O'Donnell likes mayonnaise."

Person 2: "What's wrong with Rosie O'Donnell?"
Person 1: "Everything is wrong with Rosie O'Donnell!"

Person 3: "She literally eats people." Ummm. Somehow, I kinda doubt that. If only because people don't taste good at all with mayonnaise.

"Oh, it's that girl, with the eyes!" Ohhh, that girl! With the face? Yeah, I know her.

Person 1: "Yeah, it's always a good idea to have psychopaths on your [baseball] team."

Person 2: "I know, right?" Wrong.

"It's like dancing through daisies with hot aliens and chocolate fountains." So...it's confusing?

National Lazy Day!

Happy National Lazy Day! Best. Day. Ever.

Random picture of the day:

Where does one procure these shoes and why don't I have any?!?

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"It's a whole herd of walking cactuses!" I believe they're called pods. A whole pod of walking cacti. Geez. Get it right.

Person 1: "It's a baby you shove into a DVD player."
Person 2: "I do that with all my babies." Ah, that would explain why they're so flat...

"Flan is the poisonous jellyfish of the dessert world." Now with 30% more stings!

National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night!

Happy National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night! ...I'm not sure if this is supposed to be friendly or diabolical...I guess that's up to you. Oh! Oh! Guess what? Octopi have rectangular pupils!!! How cool is that? I'll tell you: Pretty darn cool, that's how cool that is.

Random picture of the day:

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"And it's gotta be that maniacal 'I KILL THINGS FOR FUN' thing." Oh, yes. I always strive for that.

Person 1: "I want an ice cream truck, just to be my main mode of transportation. It wouldn't have ice cream in it or anything. I just want to drive one."

Person 2: "Why?"

Person 1: "Because then I could go wherever I want."

Person 2: "You can go wherever you want now."

Person 1: "I mean I could go slow wherever I want."

Person 2: "Why would you want to go slow?"

Person 1: "So I could taunt little children, and go really slow so they'd run up to me, and then I'd, like, fwchzooom, and drive away really fast."

Person 2: "Well, that's more like it." Yyyyyeahno.