El Sabado Extra!

...that doesn't really quite translate to Bonus Saturday, it's more like The Extra Saturday in Spanish...but that's okay.

But it's Bonus Saturday, by the way! :) Oh, also, it's Wear Brown Shoes Day! So exciting, right?

Can you even believe there's an image about that? Whatever...

So, today's Bonus post has Words from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Now we're gonna peel their skin off with buttons." A very destressing exercise if ever I've seen one.

"Right, 'cause you could just stick it up your nose, if that's where you really wanted it." Good point. ...I'm not even going to ask what 'it' is, in this case.

"That's not a hat! It's a parasite!" I beg to differ. It's only mostly attached to my skin with fangs.

"Oh, my darling spleen." There's the beginning of an interesting Valentine...I can't even wait to see the illustration.

Oh My Goodness.

My oh my, what an absence I've had. It's been...what, three days since last I've posted? I am utterly sorry to have abandoned you, ladies and gents. But, in my defense, I was being a squirrel troubadour. With backup squirrels that (halfway successfully) performed the Charleston. I kid you not.

(This is not actually me, it was just to give you a mental image.)

But anyway, back to the Words From The Hallway! (Good thing today's a Bonus Saturday, so 'twill be a two-post day! :D)

Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"[I'm pretty sure they were serious] Man, where is a kazoo when you need it?" I often wonder the same thing.

Person 1: "You can remember it like chicken. Chicken legs, chicken wings..."
Person 2: "...chicken tormentor..." Is it just me, or are you currently imagining some giant chicken walking around in a metal bodysuit, complete with flame welder? ...Okay, that might just be me. But it's a good way to remember...um...whatever needs remembering...I guess. 

"So that's why his guitar plays drums." Of course.

"She has a bellybutton in the middle of her forehead." Wouldn't that just be a foreheadbutton?

Ahh!

Ahh! NaNoWriMo is completed! We wrote 50,000 words in 30 days! And got extremely behind but extremely caught up! Laughter ensued! Tears ensued! Much want for coffee (even though no one will let me drink it; apparently it would add to my already hyped-up self to create trouble) and/or chocolate also ensued! Tragic deaths of characters ensued!

...And now it's over.
Which is both happy and sad.
Because now begins the editing process.
Which is infinitely harder.
But you can't edit a blank page, so this is a TREMENDOUSLY AWESOME way to start, and congrats to all my followers and visitors who completed their NaNo novels!!!!

And for everyone who didn't do NaNo this year...well, hope you got some sleep, unlike the rest of us, this November! :) Thanks for visiting my blog to everyone, and a special thanks to my followers! You're fantabulous!

Okay, that's enough being sappy. Let's get to the WFTH! :) Today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"And Corinne sent Demon and his horde of disease-ridden zombie mutants to destroy Emily." Again.

Person 1: "He's a selfish."
Person 2: "A selfish?"
Person 1: "A selfish prune." Not a selfish plum, ladies and germs, that would be far too kind. A selfish prune.

"You could lose your face!" Why are you so excited about it? You planned this, didn't you? Admit it!

"I hit him in the head and it stayed there for a moment, but it didn't knock him over!" Oh, shucks. Well, you could always send some leftover zombie mutants after him...just a thought.

There's a dinosaur on top of my computer. With glowing yellow eyes. And horns.

It's staring at me hungrily.



I do hope this isn't going to become a problem.

Well, let's just see some WFTH before it eats me. Today's Words are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics. Enjoy! :)


"Pop! My limbs fell off." Huh. You'd think it'd be a little less anticlimactic.

"Stop being a narwhal!" Stop stifling my creativityness!

"He didn't fall off a cliff. Well, he did, but he didn't die." Oh, thank you for clearing this up. I was worried.

"They have, like, built-in swords on their faces!" Par-tay.

"Kind of a permanent baby-type thing." Are we talking about a baby Sharpie, or a baby that is always in the same place, or...you really need to be more pacific.

Did you know...

...that there's such thing as a yellow emerald? I kid you not! It's like the Yellow Brick Road and the Emerald City, all rolled into one! So cool, right?

'Kay, not really. I mean, I think it's cool, but...whatever.

Anyway, today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"You smell like dead fish." Oh, that's probably my new perfume. Eau de Salmon Deado. Want to try it?

Person 1: "Want some underwear?"
Person 2: "No thanks, I'm already wearing some."
Person 3: "Is it pretty underwear?"
Person 2: "It is very pretty underwear." Thank you for sharing. And now we are...done with having show and tell. Forever.

"My ears are bleeding! Anyone else's?" No, but if mine start bleeding I'll let you know immediately so we can have an ear-bleeding party. Refreshment ideas, anyone?


Person 1: "What happened to your stomach?"
Person 2: "I ate it." But wait...where'd you put it...?