Poor aquatic birds. Someone should really pitch in to help them regain the use of their legs.
Or something.
...On a less avian note, today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Think of being stabbed by a dead puppy." ...to achieve what goal, exactly? In what way is this something we should be advising others to do?
Person 1: "You're a towhead!"
Person 2: "You have a toe sticking out of your face!"
Person 3: "...It's called a nose...everybody has one..." One would hope. Although I think a toe sticking out of your face would be a lot more interesting...not in a good way, necessarily, just...interesting.
"Middle-schoolers smell like eggs! Rotten eggs!" Umm. Weren't you once a middle-schooler?
Person 1: "And I'm starting a band called Nose Rings, with people with a lot of nose rings and people who just want to stay there and hit all the nose rings."
Person 2: "Wouldn't they all sound the same, though?"
Person 1: "No because...we'll have nose rings made out of a lot of different materials!"
Person 2: "Bone?"
Person 1: "Mm-hmm, and sponge nose rings...and chocolate nose rings!" Yyyeah. Have fun with that. I'll be sure to say Iknew you before you were famous don't know you and never wanted to...
...On a less avian note, today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Think of being stabbed by a dead puppy." ...to achieve what goal, exactly? In what way is this something we should be advising others to do?
Person 1: "You're a towhead!"
Person 2: "You have a toe sticking out of your face!"
Person 3: "...It's called a nose...everybody has one..." One would hope. Although I think a toe sticking out of your face would be a lot more interesting...not in a good way, necessarily, just...interesting.
"Middle-schoolers smell like eggs! Rotten eggs!" Umm. Weren't you once a middle-schooler?
Person 1: "And I'm starting a band called Nose Rings, with people with a lot of nose rings and people who just want to stay there and hit all the nose rings."
Person 2: "Wouldn't they all sound the same, though?"
Person 1: "No because...we'll have nose rings made out of a lot of different materials!"
Person 2: "Bone?"
Person 1: "Mm-hmm, and sponge nose rings...and chocolate nose rings!" Yyyeah. Have fun with that. I'll be sure to say I
