National Vanilla Ice Cream Day!!

Happy National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, everyone! Now, the thing to do with your vanilla ice cream is add chocolate syrup to it so that it becomes chocolate ice cream, of course. What else?

Oh hey, guess what else? I just got a severed head in my McDonald's meal! Sure, it was made out of plastic, but that doesn't decrease how creepy it is. Especially if it falls in a pile of ketchup. And this was supposed to be a reward for finishing my meal...? I don't want to belong to the clean plate club if people keep giving me severed body parts!

Random picture of the day:

Bemused manatee wishes he had vanilla ice cream to turn into an actual flavor worthy of a national holiday, such as chocolate. Bemused manatee is quickly becoming a disappointed manatee.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I've never met such a savage pineapple before!" Oh, I see. Avoiding my tip to visit a wild and prickly fruit every day, huh? I see how it is!!

Person 1: "How many dying cows do you know?"

Person 2: "Forty." Oops, no, too late. Thirty-nine.

"And she just threw a hairy little fit!" Reeeeally. And how far away did it land?

"It's just like confetti, except made of ice and death!" Way more epic than boring old regular confetti!

Ay caramba! The computer is baaaack! And I can use the Interwebs!

Happy Ratcatcher's Day! If you see any rats, particularly of the Death Eater/Animagus variety, please feel free to catch them. Also, it's Penuche Day, but I don't know if that's a book, or a food, or a French curse word, or what, so I thought I'd stick with Ratcatcher's Day.

Random picture of the day:

And see, this way you can eat animals even if you're a vegetarian. Or stars, if you're a non-star-atarian. Or something.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Money is good for a good life foundation in case I explode and need surgery." I would say you have a good point, but if you're gonna explode, I think you have more problems than just needing surgery.

Person 1: [hiccups loudly]
Person 2: "How's it goin' there, Burpy Joe? ...Hiccup-y Joe?"
Person 1: "It was a hiccup! You're supposed to feel sorry for me! I could have died!" Mmmmm-hmm.

"Feel the wrath of my backscratcher!" No, really, laughing uncontrollably is how I show I'm terrified.

"Everyone knows that mold turns people into couches." Oh, indeed.