Guess what else today is!

Iiiiiit's a Bonus Saturday, ladies and germs!! That's right, you get two posts in one day! And, if you call in to the hotline now, you'll get a Free Car!! (That was sarcasm, people.) (There is no car.) (Also, there's no hotline. It's a website.)

Anywho, we now have some Words from the Say What? category! Enjoy! My comments are in italics! :)


"Bizarrely, I don't think Ohio will ever go to war with New York." But you don't know that.

"I refuse to believe that I am not dead!" [psychiatrist's voice] And how does that make you feel?

"The letter will look like this: Then Avonelle went to the bathroom. She hid in there for a while. I think she was counting tiles again. Emily learned to count to twelve today, and Michelle is still trying to catch up, but at least she now knows five words that have more than two syllables, unlike the former. Morgan was told twice that Harry Potter is not a reliable source for her essay on early writings of the 18th century, and I learned that I cannot fly, nor should I ever attempt it. The ground hurts." Best. Letter. Ever!

Sweetest Apologies...

My apologies for the gap in posting. I do hope you will forgive/forget. But on the plus side, today is Sweetest Day! Go eat, like, three times as many sweets as you usually do! You have an excuse for it! :D

Today's WFTH are in the Kinda Gross category! My comments = italicized! Enjoy! :)


"No! You cannot pull up your pants!" Ummm. Okay.

"You have to watch out for my brain, it slips out sometimes." Really? Me too! Weird...

"But Marley and me are having alien children..." Thank you for sharing.

"What's your face doing on the floor?" Um, it looks like it's doing the Thriller. Couldn't you tell?

Hola, que pasa?

Hey, what's up? (That's what that says. In the title. It's just in Spanish. FYI. :D) So...guess what? I have absolutely no introduction today! Isn't that great? Yes. Yes it is. Ooh! Let's google "absolutely no introduction" and see what picture comes up...tada!

Today's WFTH are in the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"Or maybe these are fish-flavored Doritos and I didn't notice." Um, I'm pretty sure you'd notice if they were fish-flavored...mmm...

"And looking down 500 feet and hoping you don't die." Hey! I just did that yesterday! ...That's always fun.

Person 1: "I'd give you five but my hands are inappropriate."
Person 2: "You'd have to slap her." I didn't slap you, I just high-fived you in the face.

"We'd be Beethoven ducklings! IN CYBERSPACE! Beethoven ducklings in cyberspace...it sounds like a bad sci-fi movie." And yet, I'd totally watch it.

"Actually, the question is, 'how many violas does it take to open a door?' ...The answer is 'more than Morgan.' Don't ask. Just don't." Don't worry. I really, really won't.

Face Your Fears Day!

Today is Face Your Fears Day! I tried to say I was "afraid" of not having homework so that the teachers would help me face this "fear" and therefore not assign anything.
Alas.
It didn't work.
Are you afraid of large, captioned pictures of animals? Here, let me help you face that.

So.
Anyway.
Today's Words From The Hallway are in the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D


"Ah! I dropped my eye! Whoa. That sounded weird." Yes. Yes, we picked right up on that.

Person 1: "Does your TV get black and white?"
Person 2: [completely seriously]: "Yes, on Channel 64!" Wow. Just...wow.

"This is not a country!" This is also not a squid! ...by the way, ladies 'n' germs, the phrase in quotes was said by a teacher. And isn't that just great.

"When I was negative 31 years old I was born." You sure about that?

"I forgot I had an eyeball on my forehead." Well, that's easy to forget.

Falalalala, it's Farmers Day!

So, ya know, go...farm some...stuff. Or play Farmville, which I've heard is an online game. Never played it. Or go watch a Facebook parody of Farmville which is freakin' hilarious. Hold on, let me find the link.

Here y'are! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odBDAcOEKuI

Back to WFTH...today's Words are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"Hey, man, remember when we were measuring my cat in relation to Rahul's thighs, and my cat was bigger than his thighs?" And doesn't that sound like fun.

"Swedish fish actually speak Spanish. It's a conspiracy." I've always thought they should be called French Fish. Just because it sounds so much cooler.

"[dramatically] You are my pair of eyes." I know. And you...are my spleen.

"I just wanna say I almost died today. I mean Friday." Well, clearly it wasn't too traumatic, since you...ya know...forgot when it happened.

"But we counted lines and arrows together! I thought we had something special!" Can we at least still be friends linear?

Columbus Day!

Turns out, there's no mail on Columbus Day. If my brother had known that four hours ago, his life this afternoon might have been full of a bit less disappointment. :) But on the plus side...you still get Words From The Hallway! Lucky you! (Aren't you thrilled!)

Today's category is: Fairly Mean! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"And they were, like, 'I hope you scarred them for life,' and I was like, 'Of course! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't?'" Good point. I look for that life-scarring quality in all my friends.

Person 1: "You filthy animal!" [gets weird stare from teacher] "Which I love! I love animals!" Yuh-huh.

"[in Bowser voice] Stupid green Mario!" Luigi, Bowser's picking on me again! Beat him up for me!

"That's how the cookie crumbles...that's how the fat man rolls down the stairs." Ahh, so wise...

Yay-lo! Yellow!

Isn't yellow just the happiest color? I mean, not only is it the color of smiley faces and lemons and all kinds of cool stuff, but it just sounds like it's celebrating! Yellow! Yay-lo! Yay!!! :) Oookay...maybe that's just me.
But in other news, today's WFTH are in the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"You're such a buhNAHnah! Why can't it be zero?" I don't know! Why are we pronouncing fruit with British accents?

"No, it's like ninjas in your mouth." Wouldn't that be, like, really painful? What with all their epic swords and such...*gasp* Ohmigosh! Imagine tiny, mouth-sized ninjas, then imagine the size of their ninja stars! So tiny, right?

Person 1: [pokes Person 2's stomach]
Person 2: "What are you doing?"
Person 1: "Touching you inappropriately." [pokes again]
Person 2: "Oh, OK." Well as long as we cleared that up.

"'Cause Nick's terrified of infants. I mean when they're 2 or 3 they're OK but he is terrified of babies. So [our teacher]'s trying to get him to watch that Babies movie..." Isn't that nice.

"Is this a challenge? I can take you! I can take you all the way to my house!" Isn't your house, like, right across the street?