National Corndog Day!

Happy National Corndog Day!

...no.

...that's better.

So, I'm back from my spy mission concert. You will be pleased to know that all went well. We used grappling hooks sang nicely, and no one compromised the mission sang off-key. Yay! :D So, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"The world has turned! Only there's a hole in America 'cause there was a flag there." Stupid flag.

Person 1: "She has purple hair."
Person 2: "So does my grandma."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Yeah. She's a rockstar."
Person 1: "Does she have a Mohawk?"
Person 2: "Yeah." Rock! The Walker! Rock out tonight!

"I shall cascade madly! *evil laughter*" ...I don't even know.

"Is there any way I can get a giant scorpion?" But of course. First you must fly to the land of Seven Giant Taffies, then drop secretly to the ground and start making scorpion-like noises. Wait for thirteen and a half minutes, then an additional twenty-seven eighty-fourths of a second, and the giant scorpion will be right behind you. Oh, also you might want to bring a net or something. Or at least some scorpion repellent.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Hello, my friends! Sorry--another quick intro; I've got to dash off to a spy mission, I mean, concert. Yeah. So...have a bloomin' brilliant St. Patrick's Day, if you celebrate that, and an awesome Thursday, if you don't! :D

Today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I would've gotten it right if I didn't do it wrong." And I would've understood if only I hadn't not comprehended.

"Don't breathe at the same time as yourself." mmmkaaay...

"I forgot what a rectangle was." But the good thing is, the rectangle also forgot what you were, so there wasn't any awkwardness.

"Aw, yes! That's the best number in the alphabet! Or actually--wait." No, don't even try. There is no good way to recover from that.

"It's as green as a pile of green." How...poetic. If you can call it that.

Everything You Do Is Right Day!

Happy Everything You Do Is Right Day! ...This should balance out yesterday's holiday nicely...yesterday was Everything You Think Is Wrong Day...

Today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I thought the comment was snarky so I said it with snark." Oh yeah? Well...well...I said it with...a shark! So there! Ha! ...that's kind of worse, actually. Never mind.

"I will cherish them forever. In my stomach." That's gonna get uncomfortable after a while.

Person 1: "Amy, your orange is kinda rotten."
Person 2: "What?! I paid good money for this orange. Actually I didn't pay for this orange. But still." Yeah. Don't let the facts get in the way of a good argument, I always say.

"My bellybutton is a smiley face!" Um. I never needed to know that. I mean...Thanks for sharing! Heh. Heh.

Beware the Eyes of March!

Happy Ides of March! ...if you dare. Mwahahahahaha!

...close enough. (Thanks to gocomics.com). Beware the Fairly Mean Words below! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

Person 1: "[Acids and bases are] dangerous."
Person 2 (teacher): "You're dangerous! Thinking, for some of you, is dangerous!" Gee, thanks. ...I still think acids are a bit more on the hazardous side, but whatevs.

"You would sit on a cactus!" ...I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment.

Person 1: "Yeah, my feet stink."
Person 2: "I know." Not to be rude or anything, but please keep them away from my nostrils!

"Omnom on your delicious hemoglobin!" Um, no. Please, try to refrain from doing so.

Person 1: "Stop. Stop. Stop. I will throw you out the window!"
Person 2: "I will stomp you with an elephant!" But that's okay because now I can just throw the elephant out the window on top of you!

Pi(e) Day!

Happy Pi Day, everyone!

No, not that kind of pi. Although one of those of the pumpkin variety was baked at my house today, requiring no effort of the kitchenly variety from me--LOVE it! :)

But anyway. Today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"They can't all be Narnia!" Um, says who?

"My eye is, like, on fire." You'd think you'd care more. Doesn't that at least merit an exclamation point?

"It's a pen nunk. I mean nun." Because that makes so much more sense.

"Yeah, I have, like, three heads." Rough estimate. The number fluctuates so frequently--it's simply too much effort to keep track.

"I hit my funny knuckle." Honestly, I'm just impressed that you have a funny knuckle.

National Clean Out Your Closet Week!

So, today begins National Clean Out Your Closet Week! ...considering my closet, I can see why they scheduled a whole week for this daring escapade. 

(That's actually not my closet.)
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(I know you care.)
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If you need a break from all that closet-cleanliness-in-progress...today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"They said they attached the board to the house with three screws but I thought they said they attached the board to the house with three screws." Oh. I can see where you might have flubbed that up. Except not at all.

Person 1: "Yeah, today I pretty much put the 'j' in 'intelligent!'"
Person 2: "There's no 'j' in 'intelligent!'"
Person 1: "And you put the 'q' in 'sarcasm.'" But there are so many Qs in sarqqqqqqqasm that it's hard to tell which one.

"Ha ha, 'moo.' It sounds like a cow!" ...really?

"I thought it was symbological!" Well I thought that wasn't a word so clearly at least one of us is wrong. I vote you.