Timely Thoughts...

Okay, now that most people are getting back to school, I'm gonna try to post in the same time range each day, at some time between 3:30 and 6:00 p.m. every day, unless other circumstances prevent it (of course!) Also, here's a cool thought from a short story by Neal Shusterman: If a time machine takes you to the exact place you were in the universe, only (for example) three days in the future/past, wouldn't you be someplace other than the spot on Earth where you were? Because Earth would keep moving, while you transported yourself to where you were until Earth moved...makes your brain hurt, doesn't it? :)

Today's WFTH are in the lovely subject of...Rather Duh-Inspiring! My comments are in italics! :)



"He called me an idiom!" Oh, how rude! I demand an apostrophe!

Person 1: "Can I ask you a question?"
Person 2: "No, why?" ...I'm pretty sure you just did...

"Question: Can goldfish cut you?" Only if you sharpen them.

Person 1: "Let's go with green."
Person 2: "That's my favorite color! But my favorite color is blue!" Too bad this isn't a Monty Python movie...

Nerf Darts, Reflections On

Did you know that, if thrown at precisely the right angle and with great force, a suction-cup Nerf dart will stick to the ceiling just the same as if shot out of a Nerf gun? ...I do now! ...and it might still be up there, in case you're wondering. *glances up* Yes, it's right *gets hit in head with falling dart* ...never mind. :)

Today's WFTH are in the category of...The Random Nonsensical Ones! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"And I'll swashbuckle anyone who needs swashbuckled!" Well, that's a relief. With what, exactly? A pencil?

"Talk about growling caterpillars." yyyeah. I know whatcha mean! (not.)

"I like your lip polish." Gee, thanks.

"Apparently he's allergic to blue glowy things." Wow. How will he survive?

"The juice is loose! The juice is loose! Oh no! The juice is loose!" ...no comment is even possible here.

DingDongDangDing!

(The chimes of my clock are going off. Thought I'd share.) Tomorrow should be the last of the really-late WFTH postings, so that's cool, kinda get them back on a normalish schedule...speaking of schedules, just got mine for school...of course I would have the latest lunch possible. Whatevs. :) Anyway, wrapped up and tied with a pink bow and a monkey on top, today's Kinda Mean Words From The Hallway! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"My choir of angels is gonna beat you up." Oh, yeah? Well, my choir of angels is gonna...sing...at you. Really loud. And off-key.

"That was your fatal flaw. It was called thinking." Nice to have teachers keep your ego in check...

Person 1: "Is that your dad in the driveway?"
Person 2: "Run him over! Run him over!"
Person 3: "No thanks; it might dent my car." Fair point. And the damage to the tires...actually it probably wouldn't damage the tires all that much. Never mind!

"Shut up or I'll eat you again!" No! Anything but that! ...wait, what?

"If you light someone on fire, is that bioluminescence?" I think part of the definition is that the bioluminescent creature is supposed to be lighting up, but maybe I've got that wrong...

Happy Bad Poetry Day!

It's Bad Poetry Day, so go out there and write/read/shred/attempt-to-get-banned-from-schools some bad poetry!! ...or something. Actually, don't go banning anything. That stinks. Though I always thought it'd be a great honor to have your book banned...

Today's WFTH are...The Random Ones That Don't Make Any Sense At All! My comments=italics! Enjoy!

"I was LOL-ing out loud." And I was redundantly being redundant.

"So, he sounds like a moose burping when he's not burping?" Exactly.

Person 1: "Klutzes of the world unite! Our meeting place will be the steps right outside the building with the sign "Klutz Meeting Inside." You know none of us will make it up the stairs."
Person 2: "Especially if it's icy." Good point! Let's hear it for the Klu--ow. I think I sprained something.

"Would you please die in an awkward position? Right about here?" No, thanks, really, I'm good without...

Person 1: "What's the difference between zebras and humans?"
Person 2: "Snout!"
Person 3: "Zebras pay their taxes on time!" No, they don't. You're just supposed to think that.

Lalalalalasagna!

Para bailar lasagna, lalalalala...good song, good song. :) Oh, did you know the average square foot of lasagna weighs 14.5 pounds? I know, right? I'm trying to figure out what exactly is in this dang lasagna that is making it so heavy! Meatballs made of lead?? Anyway, welcome to today's Kinda Gross Words From The Hallway!! My comments are like this--ya know, italics. :)


"The inside of its head is squishy--that's so weird." And...what, exactly, are you talking about? ...or do I want to know?

"My guy wants to annex so much he might pee with excitement. That sounded really awkward." True dat.

Person 1 (student): "I challenge everyone to a smart-off."
Person 2 (teacher): "Did you say smart-off or fart-off?" And what a wonderful learning experience that would be.

"Are those [dishes] clean? 'Cause I just threw my eyeball on them." ...no. The answer is: I don't want to know.

Ack! School is sneaking up on us!!

Induce panic! School is right around the corner, in, like, a week or so!!! Panic! Panic! Panic! ...okay, maybe we don't have to panic yet. But still. :)

Today's Words From The Hallway are in the category of...Random! My comments are in italics, as always! Enjoy! :)

"Penguins should drop from the sky in reality." Good point. Wouldn't that make life so much more exciting? Cloudy with a chance of penguins. And meatballs.

"Hey, I really like that deep, foresty purple!" Me too! ...wait...I always thought forests were, ya know, green. Maybe that's just me.

"Sorry, my hat was talking to me and I couldn't hear." It's okay. My earmuffs were looking at me and I couldn't see.

Person 1: "Is the dog coughing up a hairball?"
Person 2: "No, that was Daniel."
Person 1: "Oh." My question is: Was Daniel coughing up a hairball, or was the dog coughing up Daniel? ooo, I just blew your mind!! :)

"Ladies' dresses? As opposed to Men's Dresses?" ...That's actually a really good point.

Hello, all! Send-it-in-Sunday, just as before! :)

I have just been informed that "You cannot open iTunes, because another person is using it. Please tell the other person to quit using it, then try again." Though my soul was slightly crushed by this impersonal announcement made by my computer, I tried to shrug it off and go on with my daily computer life. Approximately five minutes and twenty-two seconds later, iTunes opened of its own accord. I don't know why.

(I know you care! My soul is no longer crushed! Be happy for me! :D) Just kidding. About the soul-crushing and you-should-care parts, anyway. So, have a lovely plate of Kinda Gross WFTH!! My comments are in italics! :)



Person 1: "Yes, unfortunately I did see your brains oozing out of someone else's ears. I knew they were yours because they were bright green."
Person 2: "Huh. I was under the impression that my brain had purple polka dots."
Person 1: "And also a rainbow bow on top." Oookaay...

"It's chunky and hairy. I don't think it's a beauty mark." Well, it sure sounds beautiful.

"Why would a fairy have zits?" Pores full of pixie dust, probably. Or Pixie Stix! Mmm...colored sugar in a tube...

"It's decaying chickie head day!" Oh, good. I was wondering when I could start decorating my Decaying Chickie Head tree.