National Dance Like A Chicken Day!!!

Hello, all, and Happy National Dance Like A Chicken Day!!! XD I find this highly amusing that this holiday coincides with the day on which quite a few schools have chosen to hold the event known as...*gasp* Promenade. Yes, that is what prom stands for. Astonishing, to be sure. Also astonishing but not technically related: did you know that emcee stands for MC? (Probably.) But I bet you didn't know what MC stood for...MASTER OF CEREMONIES!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Evil laughter optional; it's just that MASTER OF CEREMONIES sounds like a title conferring great evility and powerfulness (I think that's just called power) onto the bearer...but maybe that's just me.)

Dance- and Chicken-Related Pictures!!

Random Picture Of The Day:

A traffic light in the middle of the desert. How nice. I'm sure that decreases all the jams. And rush hour. And...stuff.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

Person 1 [student]: "She won't marry me!"
Person 2 [teacher]: "Yeah, imagine that! She's a smart woman!" ...I'd say I feel sorry for you, but I'm too busy laughing.

"Even though I hate the name Craig, he just looks like a penguin named Craig." So automatically I hate penguins. The weird thing is, he's actually a flamingo named Giarc. How strange!

"Don't revert to cannibalism just yet." Awww.

"I'm not gonna kill you a little bit. I'm not gonna kill you a medium amount. I'm gonna kill you so much." And here I thought you didn't care about me. *sniff* I'm touched.

National Shrimp Day!

Happy National Shrimp Day! The general consensus of the day is that one should celebrate through the consumption of these aquatic...things. However, some people decided that they should petition to SAVE THE SHRIMPS! I told them to have fun with that.

Random Picture Of The Day:

Huh. Ummmmm. Random guy with accordion. Well, that makes sense. Since it's, ya know, Shrimp Day and all. Oookay.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I don't know what a scone is! I just assumed it was a rock!" So close. And yet, so very, very, very, very far away.

Person 1: "When a tank and a horse come head to head who do you think's gonna win?"
Person 2: "The tank."
Person 1: "You'd hope the tank." Unless the horse was made of PURE POWER AND PLASMA-ENFORCED STEEL WITH SPARKLES...nah, I'm still hoping for the tank.

"Soil? Is that like a type of cake?" Yup. Here, try some! Mmmmm.

Person 1: "Did you say that door is adorable?"
Person 2: "No, she said that door is a door." Ahhhhh. It all makes sense now! ....nope, never mind. It doesn't.

Lost Sock Memorial Day!

Happy Lost Sock Memorial Day, everyone! *ahem* I have written an ode to my lost socks, of which there seem to be many of mine...currently I have one pair of short yellow socks and a white sock with the head of a bear in my drawer. That is it. I know I used to have about, oh, I don't know, at least twenty pairs! Stupid sock gremlins.

Anyway. My ode. *ahemhemhemhemhem* (the best part is seeing how ostentatiously I can clear my throat first) Actually it's an ode in the form of a haiku. Ready?

O, my sockly friends.

How I miss thy warmth and fuzz.

My feet are so cold.

*bows* Thank you. Thank you. No, really, you're too kind. Thank you.

Random picture of the day:

SOCKS!

Anyway....today's WFTH are from the category of Random Roulette Wheel! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I'm so mad I could kick baby chickens in the creek!" ...that's pretty mad.

"You smell like sweat and unicorns." Huh. Wouldn't you know it, but I just bought a new cologne. Eau De Sweaty Magical Beasts That Can Stab People Just By Head-Butting Them. Elegant, no?

Person 1: "Well one kick line falls in love with the other kick line, but they can never be together because one line kicks right foot then left foot and the other line kicks left foot then right foot but then the Doctor shows up and moves one line back in time a half-second so they can kick in synchronization."
Person 2: "Awww!"
Person 1: "That's Hello, Dolly! in a nutshell." ...huh. I think I missed that part.

National Coconut Cream Pie Day!

Happy National Coconut Cream Pie Day! And Mother's Day, too, of course. :) Hope you've had a lovely weekend, y'alls! I certainly have--turns out, cast parties are more fun when you don't have to leave before midnight--rock it! XD But anyway. Please throw a coconut cream pie at your mother so she doesn't feel left out of either holiday. Especially if she despises the taste of coconut (like my mother does, for instance, so how perfect is the alignment of these two holidays? Very perfect, it turns out! :D JK...mostly.)

Random picture of the day:

...interesting. Ooh, I think there's a song about this guy! *ahem* He's an armadillo, and he don't care, he's an armadillo, and he don't care, he's an armadillo, and he don't care, at five o'clock in the morning! ...wait...never mind.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"If I were an ant, I wouldn't want to be dropped off the top of the Empire State Building..." Glad to see you've thought this through.

"Time flies on wings of...whatever." *sniff* How simple, yet deeply profound. *sniff* I'm moved to tears! Okay, I'm over it.

"Oh no! My dinosaur's head came off!" Not again! They only regenerate so much, you know.

"There's a fox hanging from the ceiling." Um, yeah. Duh. They're all the rage in France and...other stylish places, dontcha know. Very...aesthetically pleasing, can't you tell?