Happy Chocolate Mint Day!

I am not so much a fan of the mint part, but I'm lovin' the chocolate part. Go eat some dessert, people! You simply must! It's a requisite of this holiday! :D

Okay, you have something chocolatey/minty? Now we can start. :) Today's WFTH are from the category of Conversations! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

Person 1: "Ohmigosh, I'm gonna wash my face and smile into the camera at the same time!"
Person 2: "Are you sure you can do that?" Only if I'm currently riding my unicycle. Otherwise I think it'd be too much to handle.
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Person 1: [growls]
Person 2: "If she was a Pokemon, that would be fire!" It's funny because I don't care. Oh, oops...did I say that out loud?
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Person 1: "Does it end with a gong?"
Person 2: "Yes, yes, there's a little button at the end of the book that you push for a gong." Best. Book. EVER!
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Person 1: "It's like he's a giant kite or something!"
Person 2: "...or, he's a giant kite."
Person 1: "That made so much more sense in my head." Let's hope so.
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Person 1: "Every time you say something I'm gonna say [really sarcastically] mm-hmmmmmm..."
Person 2 (teacher): "That'll be interesting."
Person 3: "Yeah, let's see how many [detentions] you can get." Ooh! Ooh! I love this game! Especially when I'm the one counting other people's detentions!

Lalala...

Hello! And how have you all been today? Good? Good! Splendid! Happy-February-the-18th-on-a-Friday-that-feels-like-Saturday! :D

...that was a short intro. Here, have an awesome picture!

 (Octopus Love. How cute.)

(Sorry--the shower's octopied...HA!)

...So. Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Hey, thank you for spoiling my imaginary chocolate fountain!" Anytime, pardner!

Person 1: "You just took attention away from yourself by saying your hot tub might be radioactive!"
Person 2: "Um, I'm just gonna keep staring coquettishly downward..." Yep. There's a foolproof way for taking care of radioactivity if ever I heard one!

"And Alex was just, like, '[gangsta symbol] Shall we doth quarrel?'" Because that makes sense.

"You don't understand! I'm losing my mind!" Have fun with that!

"I have a bread popsicle." Goooood for yooou. It's funny because I don't care.

Whoa. So Many Holidays!

Whoa...not only is it Random Acts of Kindness Day (feed a homeless squid!), but it's also National Sweater Day (knit a sweater out of floss, using unbent bobby pins for needles, as I saw someone doing in the hallway the other day (although it was a scarf)), and...well, that's actually it. So, by "so many" I mean two. Oh, wait! It is also Thursday. How exciting is that? It hasn't been a Thursday for...I dunno...at least a week now...so that's cool!

...Whatevs. So, today's WFTH are from the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring. My comments are in italics! Enjoy!

"Yes, explosion is generally seen as a negative reaction." Says you.

Person 1 [teacher giving trivia questions]: "This man wrote on civil disobedience. N--"
Person 2: "Thoreau!"
Person 1: "Name that man, his weight, and height."
Class: [cracks up]
Person 2: "Wait--is he kidding?" ...worst. Jeopardy question. Ever.

"[teacher] First thing you need to know about the Korean War: It is not the Vietnam War." Hence the names.

"[teacher] You just have to be like Superman on his chest with your timpani, like 'ARRGH!'" Actually, I think that's Tarzan, but I could be mistaken.

Squiggly Jumping Cows

Ah, yes. The old ask-a-random-passerby-for-an-adverb-and-some-other-words-to-create-a-title. Let's see what image this brings up...

But of course.

Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Blood is gross. We should be filled with marshmallow instead." I agree completely and agreeably. And redundantly. But really, how fun would that be? Every time you scrape your knee--delicious!

"Your life is a lumpy couch." No, no, moldy couch. You've gotten that completely wrong. Lumpy just doesn't make sense.

"My house doesn't have a nose. My dad's gotta build a nose for my house." Oh yeah? Well my house doesn't have sideburns but you don't see me whining, now do ya?

"[singing] Can I have your fabric? I want to make a nose ring out of your fabric." *sniff* That song moves me to tears every time.

Gumdrop Day!

Happy Gumdrop Day! To celebrate, here is a picture of an extremely sad-looking gumdrop pathetically and with a smidgen, nay, a drop of hope, holding an incredibly unrealistic flower.

Just for you.

...LOL. Anyway, today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Do you rub bananas on your feet?" Where else would you rub them, on your armpits?

"[curious] Whose hand is this?" If no one answers, that's probably not a good sign. If the hand isn't connected to an arm, that's probably even worse.

Person 1: "That's just gross!"
Person 2: "That's what happens when you cross hope and despair: Gross." Or hospair.

"And I'm, like, 'Sir Squid, I totally did my research.'" And he was like 'blub glub I'm a squid so I don't have any idea what you're saying...'

Hmmm...

I'm sure there's a holiday for today...but it just keeps slipping my mind...oh yeah! National Day of Action to Support Restaurant Workers! (Duh. How could I have forgotten.)

So, of course, this image makes sense to come up when today's holiday is googled...except not at all.

Also, a special birthday shout-out to my sometimes-commenter, Gurn Blanston. As well as a very belated birthday shout-out to my always-commenter, Blake. You guys rock!! Happy birthday! :)

(This one makes sense because it's a cake.)

Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Your armpit smells like eggs?" I don't believe you...but I'm definitely not gonna check.

Person 1: "[She] farted, okay?"
Person 2: "It was my finger!" Farting fingers? That's kind of worse.

"Bam. I just got invisible blood everywhere." But we'd never know if you hadn't said that--'cause it's invisible! Bonus!

"Babies creep the heck out of me; I'm being quite honest with you--they're like little gnomes that want to eat my face off." Yep. Just like 'em.

Get A Different Name Day!

Happy Get A Different Name Day! I now declare that my name shall be: Evelyn S. D'ropper. For short, I'm going with Eve....oh wait. That's already my name...I'll get back to you, shall I?

I googled today's holiday, and that's what came up. I've really no idea how it connects. Might I point out that you may not want that child to achieve victory, if the creepy look in her too-innocent eyes means anything to you...

But I digress.

Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I have a secret ninja at my house and he dresses like that." Well, he's not too secret anymore! Nice going!

"It's not a mistresspiece; it's just a box of waffles." Hmmph.

"Also, on Friday, my table at lunch had a funeral for a banana." Bananas--putting the 'fun' in 'funeral' since 1981!

Person 1: "What's your wish for 11:11?"
Person 2 [girl]: "To be a man!" For just that one minute? Yep, that makes sense...not...

"Wanna see my alien cheerleader?" If this is another one of those dumb pick-up lines, I'm gonna smack somebody.