...are really, really creepy. Here, see for yourself! You're welcome. :)
Today's quotes are from the Fairly Mean category! Enjoy! :)
"Shoving someone into glass would be an incision." Actually, no, it would be shoving someone into glass.
Person 1: [high-pitched-ly] "Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!"
Person 2: "You're about to get stabbed! ababababababab! S-T-A-B-B-E-D! Stabbed!" Well, at least I was forewarned. By some kind of demented cheer.
"There will come...[dramatic pause]...your head...[dramatic pause]...on a stake!" Worst. Prophecy. Ever!
"Steve chewed my last piece of gum and I killed him...do you think that is wrong?" Kind of. Yeah. That's a little bit wrong.
"Shoving someone into glass would be an incision." Actually, no, it would be shoving someone into glass.
Person 1: [high-pitched-ly] "Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!"
Person 2: "You're about to get stabbed! ababababababab! S-T-A-B-B-E-D! Stabbed!" Well, at least I was forewarned. By some kind of demented cheer.
"There will come...[dramatic pause]...your head...[dramatic pause]...on a stake!" Worst. Prophecy. Ever!
"Steve chewed my last piece of gum and I killed him...do you think that is wrong?" Kind of. Yeah. That's a little bit wrong.
2 comments:
Don't be ridiculous. No punishment is too strong for gum-stealers.
Head on a stake makes me think of Lord of the Flies. God, that was a good book.
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