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So, besides it being Wear A Plunger On Your Head Day, it is also...Bonus Saturday! Which means there are two posts for today! Par-tay! :D Here, let us find a cool picture...

Ta-da! Alrighty then...today's quotes are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments, as always, are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"You should have jumped off that bridge. Until you die." Um, while I appreciate the advice...well, actually, I don't appreciate the advice.

"[reproachful] Colin! Why are you stabbing my throat with a pencil?" It appears that this occurs more frequently than you'd think.

"Just pretend that you're dead." If you insist.

"Some people might say you need to go to a mental hospital. I am one of those people." Aw. And here I thought you didn't care about me at all.

Weird...

So...today is Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day....not sure what to do with that...because I'm sure not going to celebrate...but, ya know, feel free. :)

Weird...well, anyway. Today's Words are from the Food-Related category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"I'm taking another left turn here, on milk." Feel free. And feel free to leave me out of it.

Person 1: "So, he's a drunk blind construction worker?"
Person 2: "Who makes cakes?" Exactly.


"Maybe they like to drink orange juice out of sippy cups!" Um...what subject is this, exactly? I was thinking it was history but...now I'm not so sure...probably math. That makes the most sense.

"Poison girl waffles!" Oh! I'm so offended! As both a waffle and a poison! ...wait...


"This is the best I've ever colored my cauliflower!" It's funny because I don't care.

Hello, all!

So...guess what? It's National Maple Syrup Day! Mmm...

The best part of this picture is the waffle part. :) Because, of course, I am part waffle. Also, it's fun to watch the syrup pile up in the little square parts. :D

But anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Maybe your brain isn't exactly an egg in a frying pan." Oh! I'm so offended that you would assume this! My brain is, indeed, an egg in a frying pan...I mean...wait...

"I don't believe in sentences." So, wait, then what did you just say? Paradox!!!

Person 1 (angry): "I'm a triangle! You're a square! There's a difference!"
Person 2 (indignant): "By one side!" Um. Okay.

"Let's go find an extreme place!" Like...Montana, for instance?

"Cookies are way easier. You don't have to study for cookies." Wait...why did no one ever tell me this? Does this mean all my flash cards explaining the meaning of chocolate chips and their greater purpose in life are useless? Well that was a ginormous waste of time. And flash cards.

"Weird thread creators unite! As soon as we finish creating this thread on moose burps." ...I have no comment for this. What the heck?

Chocolate-Covered Anything Day. Epic Win!

Today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day. I am now off to dip some strawberries I found in chocolate, along with a few marshmallows, some pretzels, three moldy socks I found inside the printer, and some white chocolate. Please feel free to join me in this grand expedition of awesomeness!! :D

...I would like to say that, after Googling Chocolate-Covered Anything Day, I was mildly disturbed by the fact that a picture of babies popped up. But there was also this fantastic picture!

Yum. But anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Fairly Gross category. (Hardly similar to the holiday.) My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Didn't you raffle it off? His head?" Yes, but there were a surprisingly small number of participants. I haven't the faintest idea why.

"Speaking of brains collapsing..." Always a good conversation starter. Especially at parties.

"And we had it in a bin of blood so when you picked it up it just dripped blood." That lovely image came from a teacher, folks. I really don't want to know what subject that pertained to.

Person 1: "You're lucky I'm not wearing a hat that I could throw across the room."
Person 2: "You're lucky you're not wearing a face that I could rip off." Um. What? No comprendo.

National Cat Herders Day....um, what?

So.

Yeah, I dunno either. Will an illustration help? I doubt it...

Nope. Not at all.

But on the plus side...today's WFTH are from the Say What? category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Get off my pencil, you destructive potato!" If you insist. But not without me sticking my starch out at you.

"Relax your face, citizen!" You cannot make me!!!

"It's Runs-Around-Without-Pants Man!" Worst. Superhero. EVER. Whenever he comes around it's all, 'Is there a disaster that needs fixing?' 'No, just, please, please go away. And really? Get some better boxers, man. Glow-in-the-dark hearts are so yesteryear.'

"I think she should print some Vaseline milk!" And then give it to really bad superheroes, because, really? Who wants printed Vaseline milk? Nobody, unless it's on clearance.

So. National Poinsettia Day! That's cool!

It's cool because I was going to go over and look at my super-secret source of cool holidays, but then I just went to Google and started typing in "December 12 is" and National Poinsettia Day automatically filled itself in, which was really handy. What's not cool is that I wanted to go get a picture of them to bring back and show you how pretty (and poisonous) they are, only they all. Looked. The same. Except for this one!!

It's a BLUE POINSETTIA. How cool is that?

It's blue-poinsettia-cool. That's what it is. Oh, and we just learned how to say poinsettia in Spanish: "la flor de Nochebuena." Which is actually, like, "the flower of goodnight," (literally), which sounds kind of threatening. Probably because the reason you're having a good night is because you aren't dreaming because you ate a poinsettia and now you're DEAD. That's why I'm kind of worried now.

But anyway. (Hope you're feeling better and less dead now! :D) (Also sorry for the poinsettia rant. Hope I didn't ruin everyone's National Poinsettia Day! Moral = don't eat poinsettias.)

So...today's WFTH are from the Rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Wake me up when you faint." Waaaait....

"I don't think anyone has square eyebrows." What, am I not anyone? Sadness.

Person 1: "Why is it with a 'y'?"
Person 2: "'Cause I feel Swedish today." Aaaand...non sequitors are like rhinocerouseseseses: they both turn blue in the mornings.

"You don't throw away a trash bag!" Actually it has been done before. But only once, and no one got it on camera. It's like Bigfoot.