Emma M. Nutt Day!

Happy National Emma M. Nutt Day! Apparently, she was the first female telephone operator. How very nice for her. Actually, that'd be pretty cool. So that's exciting!

Random picture of the day:

I call not vacuuming! Nose goes!

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Aw, his head comes off! That just made my day!" Random decapitation often cheers me up on a gloomy day, as well. I know exactly where you're coming from.

"I prefer not to work with myself sometimes...we begin to quarrel." What? Me? Quarrel with myself? That would never happen! Are you kidding me? I quarrel all the time! Noooo...

"See, pandas reproduce through fission." Reeeeeally. And see, you learn something new every day. Even in advisory. Learn something new...but not particularly correct...

Take Goofy Pictures Day

Happy National Take Goofy Pictures Day, all! ...this is pretty self-explanatory.

Random picture of the day:

...I can't even tell what this is supposed to be. A boat? Helicopter? Opera house? Who knows...

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "If you prefer to go by another name, let me know now. Nicholas?"

Nicholas: "Nick."

Person 1: "...Ryan?"

Ryan: "I prefer to go by Iron Stallion." Because when I think of nicknames for Ryan, 'Iron Stallion' is the first on my list. Right after Ry, An, and Bronze Horsie.

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Person 1: "So now we can't even say 'Jamaican banana' without cracking up."

Person 2: "Yes, because that comes up in conversation so often." I know, right? I was just at the store and bought a Jamaican banana. That's one...two...nope, one time so far. It can only go uphill from here.

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Person 1: "These shorts have, like, oil on them."

Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that was from when I jumped in boiling oil earlier; sorry, I forgot."

Person 1: "Plus the hem's all messed up, did you notice?"

Person 2: "Um, no. I was busy being boiled in oil, don't you remember?" Ah, yes. How could I forget?

World Sauntering Day!

Happy World Sauntering Day, Contest Results Announced Day, and Eve S. D'ropper's birthday! XD Anyway, I think some people misread the instructions a bit, but instead of waiting for more people to actually comment, I figured I'd just pull the rest of the winners from people who 'liked' it on Facebook. So, the winners are:

Emily

Evan

Sara

simplyamusing

Alex H.

Justin M.

I'll contact you on facebook to find out what prize you'd like! The order in which you are listed is the order in which you get to choose your prize. Congratulations, and thanks to all who entered!

And now, on to the regularly scheduled WFTH post! (Which, hopefully, will be a bit more regular now that school's back in and people are as random as ever. :D)
Random picture of the day:

Oh, how lovely. ...Are they...holding the sun? Casting a spell? Making a shape? Ah, who cares.

Today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Ben won't let me eat his head!" How rude.

Person 1: "Gasp! How nefarious of him!"
Person 2: "He's pretty nefarious..." On a scale of 1 to nefarious...

"And then you gotta go around all day smellin' like eyeball juice!" Oh. This is a bad thing? I suppose I should get rid of my Eau De Eyeball perfume, then. *sigh*