Candy Corn Day!

Aha! Not only is it the day before Halloween, it is candy corn day as well!! We must all celebrate and shove as much candy corn in our faces as possible! Actually, I only like it in small bites. The candy corn pumpkins are good, too. Candy cornkins. Also it's fun to find the mutant candy corns, ya know?

Wow! Par-tay! Soooo many awesome candy corn pictures online!

 

Anyway, today's quotes are from the Say What? category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Would you sink or float in a pool of pudding?" Ahh, the great mystery of life. Actually, I think it's referred to as a herd of pudding. ...I had a dream about pudding last night. I kid you not.

"Boohoo, she has my pants!" Boohoo.

Person 1: "I don't really want to be a nun. They don't do 'high-risk activities,' do they?"

Person 2: "We can be X-TREME NUNS!!!!" Uh-huh...that's niiice...

"Yeah. I have rug burn on my face." Well, why was your face burning a rug in the first place? There's your problem!

"It's like primer for your face." Well butter my face and chase a banana, he's darn-tootin' right!

Another quick post, sadly.

Ah, 'tis sad but true,
today I simply have no time for you. :(

;)

The theme is "Kinda Gross," and my comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"You took half the bacteria out of my mind!" Why would you keep it there? There are so many better bacteria-keeping places!

"Please vacate my derriere." Well, if you insist.

"I also had this baked pork that tasted like brains too!" How delicious!

Quick Post Today!!

Apparently I have thirty seconds to post on my blog, so...here goes! Say What = the category, my comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"Does she sleep on the bathroom floor with Oprah and squirrels and Abby's feet?" As it turns out...no.

"He says my feet are hot." Aren't everyone's?

"U. O. M. P. F. 20. You owe my pet frog 20 dollars." Darn it! I hate keeping track of these bets-n-debts. I always end up owing money, even when I win...hmmm...somehow, that seems wrong.

"Flubberducks!" I don't even know.

Pansies With Faces...

...are really, really creepy. Here, see for yourself! You're welcome. :)

Ay caramba.

Today's quotes are from the Fairly Mean category! Enjoy! :)


"Shoving someone into glass would be an incision." Actually, no, it would be shoving someone into glass.

Person 1: [high-pitched-ly] "Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A!"
Person 2: "You're about to get stabbed! ababababababab! S-T-A-B-B-E-D! Stabbed!" Well, at least I was forewarned. By some kind of demented cheer.

"There will come...[dramatic pause]...your head...[dramatic pause]...on a stake!" Worst. Prophecy. Ever!

"Steve chewed my last piece of gum and I killed him...do you think that is wrong?" Kind of. Yeah. That's a little bit wrong.

I Have No Idea...

There is a really creepy pumpkin with one tooth and a witch's hat that is also a bell (the pumpkin, not the hat) and is probably plotting to slowly kill me in my sleep...but it's also cute and fluffy! So that's good! ...I think.

NO idea.

Also, I had no idea what to title this post. So I did.

STILL no idea.

Tub, Ni Rehto Swen, S'yadot Tsop Si Ni Eht Yrogetac Fo: ?Tahw Yas
My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"I like nerp better than no. It's classier." Iiif you say so.

Person 1: "Aah! This floor is slippery!"
Person 2: "This is carpet we're walking on..." Well, maybe it was covered in ice! You never know!

"That would be funny--A crime, I meant. That's what I meant by funny." Uh-huh...sure it is...

Person 1 (teacher): "So, a butt is a headless foot."
Person 2: "I am so confused! And I have anatomy next!" Yeah, I'm thinkin' this class isn't gonna help with Anatomy at all.

Nerdily Squishing Waffles

Got another words-from-a-passerby-Mad-Libs-title today. Let us see what comes up when that is googled. (This way -->)

Ummm...okay...Go Go Waffle Warriors! Go...spork!...some pancakes!...or whatever the heck you do...are these waffle warriors? Is that even a real thing? Okaaay...

Oh, and I apparently owe some apologies to the ever-present-editor Tassel and her sister: half of that extended Spanish argument a few posts ago took place in French (my bad), and I mistyped "Mi mono manco es en fuego," which should read as I just typed it (unless I mistyped again). :) Thanks, guys! You rock!

Sew, two daze post is inn the rather Duh-Inspiring category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)


"Factories today have zero to no windows." So true, so true.

Person 1: "It's out of 102."
Person 2: "So that means I got less than an F-minus. I got a G-minus." Again?

[a male student] "Mrs. Currin! I gave myself a nose job, what do I do now?" What more do you have to do? Quit while you're ahead!

"Today I look like a mango Popsicle." Really? Seems more tangerine-y to me...ooh! Tangelos! Mmm...

"What? Some people don't step on their pants!" Um, yeah. We kinda knew that.

Epic Tubas Are Epic

Tubas are easily the coolest instrument in the entire brass and woodwinds section of any band. Hands down. And no, I'm not in any way biased by the fact that I played tuba for four years. Sorry if you disagree with me, but...you're wrong. :) Hey, don't misunderstand me! I'm not stating this without evidence to support my claims...see?

Mm-hmm.

So. Anyway. Today's Words are from the Say What? category. Enjoy! :) My comments are in italics! :)


"Dude! A camel tried to eat me last summer!" Well at least you're excited about it.

Person 1: "I accidentally made a political statement yesterday."
Person 2: "Are you OK?" I think so...it was very accidentally meaningful.

"It's drowned. It's floating at the bottom of the lake." Um, for one thing, what, exactly, drowned? And for another thing...I'm pretty sure it's not possible to float at the bottom of a lake. That's called sinking, folks.

"I have an albino cow at my house." I do too! It took a while to white-out all the spotty parts, but it was totally worth it.