...close enough. (Thanks to gocomics.com). Beware the Fairly Mean Words below! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
Person 1: "[Acids and bases are] dangerous."
Person 2 (teacher): "You're dangerous! Thinking, for some of you, is dangerous!" Gee, thanks. ...I still think acids are a bit more on the hazardous side, but whatevs.
"You would sit on a cactus!" ...I'm going to choose to take that as a compliment.
Person 1: "Yeah, my feet stink."
Person 2: "I know." Not to be rude or anything, but please keep them away from my nostrils!
"Omnom on your delicious hemoglobin!" Um, no. Please, try to refrain from doing so.
Person 1: "Stop. Stop. Stop. I will throw you out the window!"
Person 2: "I will stomp you with an elephant!" But that's okay because now I can just throw the elephant out the window on top of you!
2 comments:
The hemoglobin joke! YEEEEEEEEEES
BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH.
Was that you, by the way? Soooo hilarious. And gross. But it borders on mean.
I AM BEWARING NO LONGER.
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