Happy Everything You Do Is Right Day! ...This should balance out yesterday's holiday nicely...yesterday was Everything You Think Is Wrong Day...
Today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"I thought the comment was snarky so I said it with snark." Oh yeah? Well...well...I said it with...a shark! So there! Ha! ...that's kind of worse, actually. Never mind.
"I will cherish them forever. In my stomach." That's gonna get uncomfortable after a while.
Person 1: "Amy, your orange is kinda rotten."
Person 2: "What?! I paid good money for this orange. Actually I didn't pay for this orange. But still." Yeah. Don't let the facts get in the way of a good argument, I always say.
"My bellybutton is a smiley face!" Um. I never needed to know that. I mean...Thanks for sharing! Heh. Heh.
4 comments:
I'd rather cherish something in my stomach for a couple of hours... not forever.
I quite agree.
"Don't let the facts get in the way of a good argument."
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