Oh hey, guess what else? I just got a severed head in my McDonald's meal! Sure, it was made out of plastic, but that doesn't decrease how creepy it is. Especially if it falls in a pile of ketchup. And this was supposed to be a reward for finishing my meal...? I don't want to belong to the clean plate club if people keep giving me severed body parts!
Random picture of the day:
Bemused manatee wishes he had vanilla ice cream to turn into an actual flavor worthy of a national holiday, such as chocolate. Bemused manatee is quickly becoming a disappointed manatee.
Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"I've never met such a savage pineapple before!" Oh, I see. Avoiding my tip to visit a wild and prickly fruit every day, huh? I see how it is!!
Person 1: "How many dying cows do you know?"
Person 2: "Forty." Oops, no, too late. Thirty-nine.
"And she just threw a hairy little fit!" Reeeeally. And how far away did it land?
"It's just like confetti, except made of ice and death!" Way more epic than boring old regular confetti!
4 comments:
DEATH CONFETTI.
I have nothing to say, just thought I haven't commented in FAR too long.
DEATH CONFETTI is certainly something to say!
I like my confetti made of non-death if you please.
The real savage pineapple is on spongebob squarepants
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