Ay caramba! The computer is baaaack! And I can use the Interwebs!

Happy Ratcatcher's Day! If you see any rats, particularly of the Death Eater/Animagus variety, please feel free to catch them. Also, it's Penuche Day, but I don't know if that's a book, or a food, or a French curse word, or what, so I thought I'd stick with Ratcatcher's Day.

Random picture of the day:

And see, this way you can eat animals even if you're a vegetarian. Or stars, if you're a non-star-atarian. Or something.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Money is good for a good life foundation in case I explode and need surgery." I would say you have a good point, but if you're gonna explode, I think you have more problems than just needing surgery.

Person 1: [hiccups loudly]
Person 2: "How's it goin' there, Burpy Joe? ...Hiccup-y Joe?"
Person 1: "It was a hiccup! You're supposed to feel sorry for me! I could have died!" Mmmmm-hmm.

"Feel the wrath of my backscratcher!" No, really, laughing uncontrollably is how I show I'm terrified.

"Everyone knows that mold turns people into couches." Oh, indeed.