Random picture of the day:
How lovely.
...where did she plug in the iron?
Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D
Person 1: "Psht--why would you smack a dead person?"
Person 2: "To make sure they're dead?" Duh.
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Person 1 [chemistry teacher]: "What do you call it when something is attracted to itself?"
Person 2: "Narcissism!" Or, ya know, bonds. But that's cool, too.
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Person 1: "Well, I had an archnemesis when I was six, I don't know about you guys..."
Person 2: "What'd you do?"
Person 3: "He was around." That would do it.
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Person 1: "If I were president, I would always use the bowling alley. I would make all my important decisions in the bowling alley."
Person 2: "Glad that's a priority."
Person 3: "'Congress: We're meeting in the bowling alley today.'"
Person 1: "Exactly." Ah, the youth of America never fail to astound me.
1 comment:
All presidential decisions should be made in the bowling alley.
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