Frog Jumping Jubilee Day!

Hello, all! Happy Circus Day, and, as I have recently been informed, Frog Jumping Jubilee Day!!! (The latter is so much more exciting than the former.) Hope your frogs have jubileeishly been jumping at a circus today. If not...we're gonna have issues.

Random Picture Of The Day:

Apparently this is what it means to have a 'business lunch.' Looks delightful.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"It's not my voices--it's other people's voices in my head; get it right! And they keep telling me to burn things...I'm starting to get fed up with it." You're not the only one.

"Like if someone would scream bloody murder, and it came out as a burp, that's what it would sound like." Burpy murder. Got it.

"When I grow up, I want my hair to be a nest of squids." Who doesn't, really?

"He probably thinks you're a narwhal in disguise." But of course. I've known several narwhals, and they were always in disguise when first I met them. It was rather difficult for them to camouflage their horns, though. Sure, they may have been invisible, but every time I went to pet their heads, there was always that unseen obstruction. It started getting a little suspicious after a while. Which is how I now can tell whenever anyone's a narwhal in disguise. Mwahahaha!