National Honesty Day!

Happy National Honesty Day and National Oatmeal Cookie Day! Oatmeal cookies are known for their brutal honesty. No, really, it's brutal. Whenever they tell you the truth (which is all the time), they also feel compelled to punch you. This is why it stinks to be friends with oatmeal cookies.

Random Picture Of The Day:

How artistic/delicious.

Ooh, and a special birthday shout-out to my brother! Thanks for being awesome!

Oh, nice. I give you something nice and you throw cake on the floor. See if I ever give you a birthday shout-out again.

Anyway, today's Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"May I wash your pie?" Only if you use a gentle wash and fruit-flavored detergent. Otherwise it'll shrink and lose its taste, and, really, who wants that? Nobody. Am I right?

"I just died in about five different ways." Really? Do elaborate. Apparently you didn't die too badly, though, if you've recovered enough from the experience to tell us about it.

"I have a freckle on my belly." I could not care. Any less.

"Her pencil pouch is so fat, it, like, has my face in it." Because that makes sense. Also, you need to be kinder. Obese pencil pouches have feelings too!