Great Poetry Reading Day!

Happy Great Poetry Reading Day! Does this mean the poetry has to be great, or it has to be read in a great way? Hmmm...must ponder this quandary...ponderponderponder...nope, turns out (after much pondering) that the day itself is what 'great' is referring to. Or something...must go ponder some more...

Random picture of the day:

Cephalopod-on-a-string. Delicious.

...anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Who has a pet ginger?"
Person 2: "Ooh! That's me!"
Person 3: "No, you are the ginger."
Person 2: "I know!" ...okay...

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Person 1: "Did she try to kill you?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Kidnap you?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Did you bite her and run away?" But of course.

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Person 1: "Did you know the word 'gullible' is not written in the air?"
Person 2: "Did you know that it's on the ceiling?" ...really?

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Person 1: "That's a terrible blue."
Person 2: "Your mom's a terrible blue." I checked--actually, she is. I refuse to be insulted by the statement of facts. Keep 'em coming!