Blame Somebody Else Day!

Hello! Happy Blame Somebody Else Day! It's all your fault I haven't been able to post in the last few days and that creepy kangaroo has been sitting there all week. Or is it the fault of the kangaroo? All I know is, it wasn't mine! Because of today's holiday! Or, in the words of someone I don't know, which Tassel630 quoted to me: "I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I'm blaming you." Ah, the difference. How slight it seems...

Random picture of the day:

...appears to be the eyeball of some furry mammal. A cat, maybe? Werewolf? Fur-covered iguana?

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I love you to death--can I have your fish?" You'd better hope this is a non sequitor.

"Well, I found an eyeball under my dresser, my brother got attacked by a cow, and we fit sixteen people in one car!" Hmmmph. I'd be more impressed if you had fit sixteen cows into one eyeball, but this'll have to do.

"Iguanaland? I like Iguanaland." Who doesn't, really?

"Is that based off of chimpanzees?" What gives you that impression? Just because it looks like a chimpanzee, walks like a chimpanzee, quacks like a chimpanzee--okay, that's a pretty good assumption, actually.