National Stress Benedict Day!

Okay, actually it's National Stress Awareness Day and National Eggs Benedict Day, but I thought it'd be more fun to combine them.

Random picture of the day:

...This squid appears to be extremely sleep-deprived, in addition to being attacked by seagulls. I'm not really sure why either of the two boats, or the starfish/barnacles/other fish don't come to his rescue, or why he can't save himself by kind of sliding into the water, but...whatevs. Not my problem.


Anyway, today's mildly-less-aquatic-related-than-the-above-picture are in the category of Rather Duh-Inspiring. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"If your hand turns purple, it's too tight." Or you dipped your hand in purple dye. Either or.

"I can't work when I'm thinking." Well, that's gonna make life hard for you.

"That's a weird number for 9." Ooookaaay...

"Would you like a birthday stabbing?" Ummmmmmno. Ever.