So...did Delaware her New Jersey to the game? Idaho, Alaska.
(Translation: Did Della wear her new jersey to the game? I dunno, I'll ask her.) Ha! Ha! (Why aren't you laughing?)
Well...anyway...tomorrow's Alaska Day. That's why today is about states. But apparently that's not very funny, so...maybe we should skip to the actual WFTH.
Today's category is: Kinda Mean! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"You're such a toothpick, Alex." Oh! What a pointed remark!
"So we've decided that anything we might get arrested for, we're gonna pin it on her...and she'll be so skilled [after learning prison skills] that she'll be able to have her own TV show...and on the last episode when she's being mauled by a lion, she's gonna thank me and Sarah for all we've done for her." I'm so...proud of you?
"It'd be hard to kill someone with a skate." But don't let that stop you from trying!
2 comments:
Hard to kill someone with a skate? That's why you should use roller BLADES.
Ahahaha. I'm so witty, I know.
Prison skill #1: Don't drop the soap.
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