Feel free to babble in the comments! I'd do it on here, but you wouldn't notice anything different from the usual posts. :) But guess what? Did you know, monkeys never catch cold. Exciting, right? Here's a useful phrase for ya, if you ever go to a Spanish-speaking country:
*ahem*
¿Donde está el baño? ¡My mono manco es en fuego!
=Where is the bathroom? My one-armed monkey is on fire!
So.
Anyway.
Today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"I figure that if a girl can't accept the fact that I fart, we're not meant to be." Thank you for sharing.
"So, green acne is bad." Um, yeah. Pretty much.
Person 1: "How does [the alien] keep her hair so smooth and shiny?"
Person 2: "She bathes it daily in...umm...unicorn poop." Does it taste like a rainbow?
"As long as your spleen doesn't explode." But why not? I always think that makes the day more exciting! ...but maybe that's just me.
3 comments:
I'm pretty sure you get just one spleen, so let's keep the exploding to a minimum, people!
Also, why does the monkey only have one hand? Did he already lose one to another fire? sadness :(
It's babbing day? What, precisely, is babbing? :D
My sister informs me that it should say MI mono manco es en fuego.
What is the deal with all the speeln related stuff? I mean really, when is the cerebral cortex gonna get some love?
Ah unicorn poop, the most natural of conditioners. Order now and get a free case of dragon vomit!
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