So, like I've said, these quotes are funny things said by my classmates, overheard by me or my friends. My comments are in italics! (Sometimes it's hard to resist commenting on these...feel free to leave your own!)
Some are fairly mean:
"You look like a glazed doughnut!" Um...in what way? The chewiness? The sprinkles??
Person 1: "The upside-down e, the schwa."
Person 2: "That's my favorite word: I'm gonna hit you with a schwa!"
Some are kinda gross:
"I can smell your feet breath."
Person 1: "She would kick a puppy!"
Person 2: "No, she would kick a puppy, then burn it, then eat it."
Some are rather duh-inspiring:
"Did they just paint those guys gray, or is the film black and white?"
Person 1: "What state's motto is 'North to the Future'?"
Person 2: "Wait, is Canada a state?"
And some just don't make any sense at all!
"How epicly did we fail?"
"Did you know Megan has an extra ankle?"
"My underwear's, like, Canadian!" Yes, but is it a state?
"No such thing as a childproof pirate!" So true...I think.
"It's as easy as falling off a roof!" And twice as painful.
5 comments:
LOL! what the heck is a childproof pirate? post more!! :)
Tassel is present! And she put a little tab thing in her bookmarks bar! And she is speaking in third person!
Suggestion: put spaces between the quotes. Right now it's heard to tell where one quote ends and the next starts.
Thanks, Tassel! I added the spaces! :)
Eve, you finally came to your senses and created a lovely blog of loveliness! I will check it every day!
Yay! Thanks, Blake! You rock!
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