9-10-11!

It's 9-10-11, everybody! It's like counting, only without several important numbers! Also, Happy Swap Ideas Day!

Random picture of the day:

Ohhhh...if that giraffe sticks his tongue out at me ONE more time...[insert vague threat here]

Anyway, today's Words are from the conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

Person 1: "It'll be lit, though, so that should not be confusing."

Person 2: "Unless I get attracted to it like a moth." That would be confusing.

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Person 1: "I know some of you were beat over the head with iambic pentameter last year..."

Person 2: "Literally."

Person 1: "But I like it! Iambic pentameter's nice! It's soft...like a wave pillow." Well that'll be good for when we're hit over the head with it...

Nose Hair Maintenance Day!

Happy Nose Hair Maintenance Day! How simply thrilling. Unlike Put Some Zucchini On Your Neighbor's Porch Night, please do not share this process with others around you, particularly me. That is all.

That is probably the flattest whale I have ever seen.

Anyway, today's Words, going along with the holiday, are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I have figuratively urinated on him; therefore, he is my territory." I want to see this happen literally. Not backing off until it does.

"Sydney's making out with my water bottle!" Yes, but did she urinate on it? Not as exciting as it could be, right?

"Let go of me! You're taking my brain out!" Aw, come on, I thought I told you to stop performing surprise cranioectomies at school! Less decapitation, more studying! Get your act together!

Emma M. Nutt Day!

Happy National Emma M. Nutt Day! Apparently, she was the first female telephone operator. How very nice for her. Actually, that'd be pretty cool. So that's exciting!

Random picture of the day:

I call not vacuuming! Nose goes!

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"Aw, his head comes off! That just made my day!" Random decapitation often cheers me up on a gloomy day, as well. I know exactly where you're coming from.

"I prefer not to work with myself sometimes...we begin to quarrel." What? Me? Quarrel with myself? That would never happen! Are you kidding me? I quarrel all the time! Noooo...

"See, pandas reproduce through fission." Reeeeeally. And see, you learn something new every day. Even in advisory. Learn something new...but not particularly correct...

Take Goofy Pictures Day

Happy National Take Goofy Pictures Day, all! ...this is pretty self-explanatory.

Random picture of the day:

...I can't even tell what this is supposed to be. A boat? Helicopter? Opera house? Who knows...

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "If you prefer to go by another name, let me know now. Nicholas?"

Nicholas: "Nick."

Person 1: "...Ryan?"

Ryan: "I prefer to go by Iron Stallion." Because when I think of nicknames for Ryan, 'Iron Stallion' is the first on my list. Right after Ry, An, and Bronze Horsie.

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Person 1: "So now we can't even say 'Jamaican banana' without cracking up."

Person 2: "Yes, because that comes up in conversation so often." I know, right? I was just at the store and bought a Jamaican banana. That's one...two...nope, one time so far. It can only go uphill from here.

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Person 1: "These shorts have, like, oil on them."

Person 2: "Oh, yeah, that was from when I jumped in boiling oil earlier; sorry, I forgot."

Person 1: "Plus the hem's all messed up, did you notice?"

Person 2: "Um, no. I was busy being boiled in oil, don't you remember?" Ah, yes. How could I forget?

World Sauntering Day!

Happy World Sauntering Day, Contest Results Announced Day, and Eve S. D'ropper's birthday! XD Anyway, I think some people misread the instructions a bit, but instead of waiting for more people to actually comment, I figured I'd just pull the rest of the winners from people who 'liked' it on Facebook. So, the winners are:

Emily

Evan

Sara

simplyamusing

Alex H.

Justin M.

I'll contact you on facebook to find out what prize you'd like! The order in which you are listed is the order in which you get to choose your prize. Congratulations, and thanks to all who entered!

And now, on to the regularly scheduled WFTH post! (Which, hopefully, will be a bit more regular now that school's back in and people are as random as ever. :D)
Random picture of the day:

Oh, how lovely. ...Are they...holding the sun? Casting a spell? Making a shape? Ah, who cares.

Today's WFTH are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"Ben won't let me eat his head!" How rude.

Person 1: "Gasp! How nefarious of him!"
Person 2: "He's pretty nefarious..." On a scale of 1 to nefarious...

"And then you gotta go around all day smellin' like eyeball juice!" Oh. This is a bad thing? I suppose I should get rid of my Eau De Eyeball perfume, then. *sigh*

National Soft Ice Cream Day!

Happy National Soft Ice Cream Day! ...as opposed, I suppose, to ice cream that is so un-soft that it can be used as a brick when building an igloo? Not sure on this point...

Random picture of the day:

Ah, the rare and elusive pencil-growing bush. I've tried to cultivate one of my own upon my head, but it went wrong somehow...although occasionally I shake my head and pencils fall out of my ears, so I suppose it wasn't a complete loss.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "It's from a movie."

Person 2: "You're from a movie! Everything you say is from a movie!"

Person 1: "Whatever, man. Dude."

Person 2: "Yeah, that's from Finding Nemo, the little turtle?" *insert retaliatory movie quote here*

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Person 1: "Why are you saying 'ooo' behind her solo?"

Person 2: "Because we find their love disgusting!"

Person 3: "Because we're lamenting his death?"

Person 1: "Exactly. You are lamenting his death. So let it be...lamentous." I would, but it's still disgusting, apparently.

National Bratwurst Festival Day!

Happy National Bratwurst Festival Day! A day of celebrating snarky toddlers!

Random picture of the day:

I know vacuuming's a pain, but I at least try to Hoover my living room at least once per season...although I'm sure it does add a nice sort of ambience...in that dead-slugs-on-the-undersides-of-the-leaves sort of way...

Anyway, today's Words are from the Kinda Gross category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Why is there a crack?"

Person 2: "It's the universe's butt." Yep. That's it. How ever did you guess?

"What's worse than seven babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to seven trees." All I'm gonna say is, those have got to be the heaviest-duty staples ever.

Person 1: "You got dark chocolate Reese's? Ew!"

Person 2: "Sorry!"

Person 1, 3, and 4: [faux-vomit everywhere]

Person 2: "Quit panicking!"

Person 1: "We're not panicking; we're vomiting! There's a big difference!" Not really.