Thursday, September 8, 2011

Nose Hair Maintenance Day!

Happy Nose Hair Maintenance Day! How simply thrilling. Unlike Put Some Zucchini On Your Neighbor's Porch Night, please do not share this process with others around you, particularly me. That is all.


That is probably the flattest whale I have ever seen.

Anyway, today's Words, going along with the holiday, are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I have figuratively urinated on him; therefore, he is my territory." I want to see this happen literally. Not backing off until it does.

"Sydney's making out with my water bottle!" Yes, but did she urinate on it? Not as exciting as it could be, right?

"Let go of me! You're taking my brain out!" Aw, come on, I thought I told you to stop performing surprise cranioectomies at school! Less decapitation, more studying! Get your act together!

2 comments:

Emily said...

"I have figuratively urinated on him; therefore, he is my territory." I approve of this logic.

Corinne said...

I've seen flatter... and I also approve of property urination: When the other girls just won't leave your boyfriend alone.