Moment of Laughter Day!

Happy Moment of Laughter Day! Ha! Okay, moment's over.

Random picture of the day:

Okay, if you must continue the moment of laughter for today's holiday, I shall try to facilitate this wish. Today's Words are from the Conversations category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

Person 1: "What would happen if they touched?"
Person 2: "A black hole would form and everyone would die." Well, that's reassuring.

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Person 1: "Ah! Foot cramp!"
Person 2: "How do you get a foot cramp?"
Person 1: "How do you not get a foot cramp? Are you just immune to foot crampery? Do you eat two bananas every five hours?" Yes, and then I transmogrify them into foot decoys for all foot crampery to latch themselves onto rather than my actual feet, how did you know?

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Person 1: "I don't draw meat on a regular basis!"
Person 2: "But you eat it!"
Person 1: "That doesn't mean I draw it!" Do you sense this conversation is going nowhere? Caught in a loop, perhaps? Or maybe a link? ...a sausage link?

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Person 1: "I like to take my backpack off with a flourish. Is that a problem?"
Person 2: "Yes!" Huh. Sucks for you, then.

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Person 1: "Bananas?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're full of potassium and aggression." Your full daily dose of aggression all in one tasty snack!

Blame Somebody Else Day!

Hello! Happy Blame Somebody Else Day! It's all your fault I haven't been able to post in the last few days and that creepy kangaroo has been sitting there all week. Or is it the fault of the kangaroo? All I know is, it wasn't mine! Because of today's holiday! Or, in the words of someone I don't know, which Tassel630 quoted to me: "I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I'm blaming you." Ah, the difference. How slight it seems...

Random picture of the day:

...appears to be the eyeball of some furry mammal. A cat, maybe? Werewolf? Fur-covered iguana?

Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I love you to death--can I have your fish?" You'd better hope this is a non sequitor.

"Well, I found an eyeball under my dresser, my brother got attacked by a cow, and we fit sixteen people in one car!" Hmmmph. I'd be more impressed if you had fit sixteen cows into one eyeball, but this'll have to do.

"Iguanaland? I like Iguanaland." Who doesn't, really?

"Is that based off of chimpanzees?" What gives you that impression? Just because it looks like a chimpanzee, walks like a chimpanzee, quacks like a chimpanzee--okay, that's a pretty good assumption, actually.

Send-it-in Sunday!

Hello, all! It's Send-it-in Sunday once again! If you've heard any Words From The Hallway around you, feel free to post them in the comments (even if you're not reading this on Sunday)! :D Hope you have a fabulous week! :)

Random photo of the day:

...looks like a dancing kangaroo.

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"When your mom insults [your drawing], you know that's bad." ...yep, pretty much.

"[curious] OK, why would you cut off my mouth in the first place?" Really, why not?

"Cheese? You monster!" I believe you mean 'muenster.' Please, try to keep those straight.

"If I had milk, I'd dump it on you." The horror.

Bonus Saturday!

Hello, all! Welcome to your bonus post for the day...iiiiit's Bonus Saturday! *insert canned applause here*

Today's bonus Words are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"The ham protects her because the ham gets stabbed." The ham, however, has mixed feelings about its stabbage. Tune in next time for our fascinating program, Ham: The Mystery Behind The Meat.

Person 1: "I'm grumpy today. Why am I so grumpy?"
Person 2: "It's because you're slowly morphing into a crab." Huh. Might wanna get that looked at. You'd think you'd have noticed, honestly.

"Nobody's gonna wanna eat you when you're all pokey like that." Honestly? That's probably a good thing.

"I need to get a butt helmet." I don't even wanna know why.

Name Yourself Day!

Happy Name Yourself Day!

I hereby dub myself...Queen Of All Waffletopia. Thank you. Please, hold your applause. And your applesauce. That's gonna get messy.

What dost thou name thyself? Post thy new name in the comments!

In the meantime, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

Person 1: "Your mom's a Toyota."
Person 2: "Your mom's a Ferrari."
Person 1: "Thank you." Yeah, as insults go, that was a pretty complimentary one.

"Hey, Mr. Mitchin, guess what? I decapitated my marker!" ...markers don't have heads...just sayin'.

"Have I died yet?" If you're talkin', I think you're pretty much okay.

"I'm taking Pluto and running away." You do that.

National Library Week!

Welcome to National Library Week! (I have one source that says it starts today and another that says it starts Sunday, but...why not start celebrating now? Better early than never, right? Or something...)

Some library photos! Woo-hoo!

To celebrate (while ignoring the above guy who for some reason has not figured out how to a chair works), I now have a bunch of Words to read...get it? Read...'cause it's Library Week? ...I got nothin'. But anyway. Today's Words From The Hallway are from the category of Say What? My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D

"I now have six stomachs." I could not care. Any less. If I tried. ...what I mean is, thank you for sharing, Spontaneously Cow-like Man!

"All right, but you have to light the gum on fire." Um. I think I'm gonna be here a while.

"I think I just apologized to my lunchbox." Well, I suppose that's better than doing something to hurt your lunchbox's feelings and then not apologizing. Better safe than sorry!

"I hope my punch sack wasn't hanging out." I hope that too. Even more fervently so because I don't know what a punch sack is and I never want to find out.

"I'm sure there's wrenches and hacksaws [in space]." Why wouldn't there be?

"Your throat's kinda like the pipes under your sink." ....okay. Um, care to explain that little nugget of wisdom?

"At least I don't wear Batman suits and Barney!" Ouch. What an insult. ...how, exactly, does one wear Barney himself? Is he used as an enormous plush cape?

No Housework Day! Woot! :D

Happy No Housework Day! Wooooohoooo! (This may be the most exciting day yet.) In celebration, feel free to lock all brooms/mops/cleaning paraphernalia out of the house with a stern warning, and laze about like a large, land-dwelling slug. That's what I'm doing, anyway. Feel free to find your own means of celebration. I do recommend some sort of slug-ness, though. :)

Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :D


"I'm gonna stab you with a safety pin!" Ummm, no, you're not. But thanks for the ever-so-cheerful warning!

"Gee, their arthritis felt so much better but they were dead." How helpful.

Person 1: "I hate my life."
Person 2: "I hate your life too." Aw. This is what we call supportive friends. Group hug!!

"I'm starting to think that the majority of our class is dumber than a sack of potatoes." I'd agree if I knew what a potato was.