National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night!

Happy National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night! ...I'm not sure if this is supposed to be friendly or diabolical...I guess that's up to you. Oh! Oh! Guess what? Octopi have rectangular pupils!!! How cool is that? I'll tell you: Pretty darn cool, that's how cool that is.

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Anyway, today's Words are from the Fairly Mean category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)

"And it's gotta be that maniacal 'I KILL THINGS FOR FUN' thing." Oh, yes. I always strive for that.

Person 1: "I want an ice cream truck, just to be my main mode of transportation. It wouldn't have ice cream in it or anything. I just want to drive one."

Person 2: "Why?"

Person 1: "Because then I could go wherever I want."

Person 2: "You can go wherever you want now."

Person 1: "I mean I could go slow wherever I want."

Person 2: "Why would you want to go slow?"

Person 1: "So I could taunt little children, and go really slow so they'd run up to me, and then I'd, like, fwchzooom, and drive away really fast."

Person 2: "Well, that's more like it." Yyyyyeahno.