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And Picture Number Two:
See? ...okay, I was lying, they're the same picture. I'm sure you couldn't have figured this out on your own without me telling you...I guess...Also, Happy National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day!!
Celebration picture:
Anyway, today's Words are from the Random Roulette Wheel category! My comments are in italics! Enjoy!
"I'm just tired of being awake." It'd be even worse to be tired of sleeping.
"My eyelashes are four feet longer than yours." Huh. You may want to get that looked at.
"I need to get a new laugh." Did you try Laughs-Aren't-Us yet? They've got great spring-cleaning giggle sales!
"You'd think mistletoe would fire missiles at you." That'd actually be really awesome. And it'd make the holiday season a lot more fun/treacherous.
"I hate when stupid people have a voluminous billowing cloak of stupidity and turn all intelligent people around them stupid." Don't we all.
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Oh, also...*ahem* This Just In: Apparently it is also Old Man Appreciation Day. Do with that what you will.
I actually prefer my mistletoe to be unarmed...but then maybe I've been hanging around those stupidity cloaks I've heard so much about.
Perhaps, perhaps. Really, it just depends on what, exactly, the mistletoe is armed with. Missiles...you're gonna wanna duck. Bow and arrows, however? You're fine. They can't aim worth beans with those.
Thank God the mistletoe hasn't found that low-grade uranium store yet.
'Yet' being the operative word there.
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