I'm sure there's a holiday for today...but it just keeps slipping my mind...oh yeah! National Day of Action to Support Restaurant Workers! (Duh. How could I have forgotten.)
So, of course, this image makes sense to come up when today's holiday is googled...except not at all.
Also, a special birthday shout-out to my sometimes-commenter, Gurn Blanston. As well as a very belated birthday shout-out to my always-commenter, Blake. You guys rock!! Happy birthday! :)
(This one makes sense because it's a cake.)
Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Your armpit smells like eggs?" I don't believe you...but I'm definitely not gonna check.
Person 1: "[She] farted, okay?"
Person 2: "It was my finger!" Farting fingers? That's kind of worse.
"Bam. I just got invisible blood everywhere." But we'd never know if you hadn't said that--'cause it's invisible! Bonus!
"Babies creep the heck out of me; I'm being quite honest with you--they're like little gnomes that want to eat my face off." Yep. Just like 'em.
So, of course, this image makes sense to come up when today's holiday is googled...except not at all.
Also, a special birthday shout-out to my sometimes-commenter, Gurn Blanston. As well as a very belated birthday shout-out to my always-commenter, Blake. You guys rock!! Happy birthday! :)
(This one makes sense because it's a cake.)
Anyway. Today's WFTH are from the Kinda Gross category. My comments are in italics! Enjoy! :)
"Your armpit smells like eggs?" I don't believe you...but I'm definitely not gonna check.
Person 1: "[She] farted, okay?"
Person 2: "It was my finger!" Farting fingers? That's kind of worse.
"Bam. I just got invisible blood everywhere." But we'd never know if you hadn't said that--'cause it's invisible! Bonus!
"Babies creep the heck out of me; I'm being quite honest with you--they're like little gnomes that want to eat my face off." Yep. Just like 'em.
5 comments:
OHYOU :) And an Extremely Early Birthday to Our Favorite, Eve! I feel like I should be commenting in code.
Ij! Nz obnf jt bdubmmz Dpsjoof!
By the way, panda cakes are hot and invisible blood is not.
Aw, thanks, Blake (p Dpsjoof fo ftqbopm...?) Wow, that's hard to type!
I agree. The shocking thing you may not have known is that the panda cake is actually covered in invisible blood. (gasp!)
Oh wow, you guys. I wish I knew this code so I could join you... (Gobvs! Badienlw awpfni Qvclan!)
I have a kinda gross WFTH! "Blood is gross. We should be filled with marshmallow instead." Actually, it's more yummy that gross, but... whatever. :D
Sara :)
LOL, Sara. Ooh! What's this code! (must spend hours busily deciphering. :D)
Why, thank you, Sara! That actually sounds delicious...I'd be so happy whenever I got an injury...
~Eve
By the way: I tried googling your coded comment just for the heck of it, Sara...it asked me if I meant Jobs! Baden swain Qvclan. Because that makes so much more sense. :D
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